Michael Futter writes: If we’re being perfectly honest, I had no hope when I sat down for a theatre demo of The Elder Scrolls Online. MMOs don’t typically grab me, and I have zero interest in traditional tab-target gameplay. Skyrim is, tragically, sitting on my stack of shame with only a couple of hours completed. I am a bad Elder Scrolls fan, but I am one nonetheless. Still, I didn’t care about Zenimax Online’s TESO despite its five years in development. I do now.