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Submitted by Behindibrocken 1155d ago | news

Diablo 3 First Nude Patch Undresses Female Demon Hunter

Diablo 3 players who really like the female demon hunter, will most likely care for a nude patch. PC Games spotted the first mod download. (Diablo III, PC)

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Krew_92  +   1155d ago | Well said
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TotalSynthesisX  +   1155d ago
Well said.
MaxXAttaxX  +   1154d ago
An unnecessary and hardly enjoyable patch since all characters in Diablo look like ants on screen anyway.

I would have preferred a patch that fixes issues with the game first, but instead the PC community had to make nude mods first, like in almost every game lol.
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ATi_Elite  +   1154d ago
PIXEL Pron!

Nice Hooker boots!!!
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TopDudeMan  +   1154d ago
You have to wonder how they got this story approved with that image.
adorie  +   1154d ago
@TopDudeMan

I don't have to wonder. This was developed by Blizzard Irvine. You won't see enough detail to warrant a NSFW, where if it was designed by Blizzard North, we probably would have seen areola, detailed shadows around the genital area.

Why do I say this? well.. I remember reading an interview how D3, before becoming a WoW Dungeon Crawler, was supposed to be more towards photo realism and how Blizz North and Blizz Irvine had their own distinct visual art styles...
BlmThug  +   1154d ago
How sad does one have to be to download such patch
Snookies12  +   1154d ago
Oh there are people... Very very sad people...

*goes to download*

Lol! No really, there are probably a lot more people than you'd think downloading stuff like this. They'd just never admit to it.
MagicAccent  +   1154d ago
I bet you just downloaded it ;)
DJLB2115  +   1154d ago
@ blmthug

u dont have to be sad to download this, everyone loves titties! or at least they should lol. i cant speak for the guys who make same sex relationships on star wars or mass effect with men. when there is a nude patch for guys they will download that :/

i cant fux w diablo 3 tho. not my style
Shane Kim  +   1154d ago | Well said
I don't have the game, but I'm going to downoald it anyway. That's how hony Shane Kim is.
ziggurcat  +   1154d ago
i think the better question is how sad does one have to be to *make* the patch?
calibann  +   1154d ago
This is just the PC gaming community in a nutshell. Nude mods first. Then patches to make the game better.
Ducky  +   1154d ago
... are you saying that these mods don't make the game better?
RedDead  +   1154d ago
Nude mods are quicker and easier than unofficial patches
SilentNegotiator  +   1154d ago
@reddead

Not necessarily. It can be easier to fix a simple programming mistake than create a new skin or animation, for example.
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calibann  +   1154d ago
@FatOldMan Nude mods ruin the mystery. I remember when I was 13, positioning the camera up your characters skirt, or facing a wall so the camera is trapped 3 inches from her chest.
Darth_Bane79  +   1154d ago
FAP
SPAM-FRITTER-123  +   1154d ago
how did you get a Well Said bubble?

when i said consoles were garbage i never got one.
StraightPath  +   1154d ago
PC gamers can be very sad
Isis06  +   1154d ago
Well, the same can be said about console gamers and news reporters.
iamlegend9999  +   1155d ago
I am so getting this game now. xD
guitarded77  +   1155d ago
lonleyMan_patch_6.9

Download it now!!!
TheGameFoxJTV  +   1154d ago
It's diablo 3. It was a game for the loney anyways. Either you were already lonely when you got it; or you forgot about you real life friends due to the addiction.
Blastoise  +   1154d ago
Im on it!
SPAM-FRITTER-123  +   1154d ago
JealousConsoleGamerRage_patch_ P.S3

download it now!!!
Solid_Snake37  +   1154d ago
Diablo 3 are coming to consoles you know
MAJ0R  +   1155d ago
Well, hmm, interesting...
DivineAssault  +   1155d ago
eventually the boobies will come.. its perverted but i must say, i wish console games had patches like that.. it makes the games much more appealing.. i cant afford a high powered pc for the games i would like to play at their fullest potential so oh well.. i hope the ppl who can afford them enjoy these treats
Tonester925  +   1154d ago
lol uhh.... well... this patch only makes the game appealing to weirdos and doesn't make the game any "better" lol Treats? Please have a real girlfriend and not a virtual one lol
DivineAssault  +   1154d ago
ummm i have a couple girls (not tied down) but it doesnt matter.. My last girlfriend i was with for 2 years but i still watched porn & still think this is a cool patch.. so unless ur pu**ywhipped, theres nothing wrong with looking at the menu.. doesnt mean u have to order
Laxman  +   1154d ago
"theres nothing wrong with looking at the menu.. doesnt mean u have to order"

Yeah man, that might be alright to say if you were talking real people, but you're claiming games are better if the girls are naked... Video game girls. Fake, Computer Generated women...
vortis  +   1154d ago
10 Japanese guys disagreed with you.
Tonester925  +   1154d ago
@Vortis I just don't get it. Maybe it's just my mindset of not getting turned on by computer graphics lol

@Laxman Crazy world that we live in.
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TotalSynthesisX  +   1154d ago
See the Samus nude mod on the Wii's Smash Bros Brawl.
Thatguyinthesuit  +   1154d ago
I really don't see myself ever using any of these despite the perverted man that I am, in games it just feels ridiculously out of place.
Zha1tan  +   1154d ago | Funny
Blizzard executive meeting:

"Diablo III has so many game breaking bugs! our shares are going to plummet and we will be out on the street within months!"

"Yeah! we need to find a meangingful way to reach out to our customers and let them know we care! anyone have any suggestions?"

Janitor in the corner of the room: "Boobs....."

-slow moment of silence-

*applause*

"Quickly! get this man a suit!"
devilhunterx  +   1154d ago
You win an internet!
Run_bare  +   1154d ago
hahaha.. that make me laugh.. hahaha
insomnium2  +   1154d ago
OMG that's funny! We have a winner!
BISHOP-BRASIL  +   1154d ago
You just won a funny bubble!
Relientk77  +   1154d ago
Amazing
sprinterboy  +   1154d ago
Gamers who download nude mods are sad and give us cool gamers who go out to bars and night clubs and have fun in life too a bad nerdy rep like the 80s lol
Zha1tan  +   1154d ago
Im 2.2 rated on WoW,

it makes the ladies wet at the bar.
insomnium2  +   1154d ago
AHHAAAAHAHAHA!! This is the best news in a long time. People come out with fun stuff unlike in most news. Carry on!
Zha1tan  +   1154d ago
the real puller though is when I tell them my DPS is over 9000, they hitch a ride back in my taxi...
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WitWolfy  +   1154d ago
My GF just wants to climb through the walls when I mention Mass Effect 3's ending for the millionth time... So yes I would say I am a geek..
Darth_Bane79  +   1154d ago
Bars? Clubs? What is that? I got no time for such nonsense!! I got Gear to collect in DCUO!!
HenryFord  +   1154d ago
You are aware how stupid that sounds, aren't you? "Give us cool gamers" - yeah... you're obviously a cool gamer.
limewax  +   1154d ago
Wasn't aware that going to bars and nightclubs is what makes a person cool :s Maybe I should light a cigarette too to level up to uber cool right?

What if that person doesn't drink and has epilepsy so can't go to a nightclub? is that person automatically not cool? or are you just looking into what makes a person cool way too hard?

To me a cool person is someone who is friendly and easy to talk to, no social image required.
Lord_Sloth  +   1154d ago
Why is this sort of thing almost always in the 1st Patch or Mod you ever hear about for so many PC games? It's no wonder gamers can't be taken seriously. XXXP
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Kyosuke_Sanada  +   1154d ago
Make one for Lollipop Chainsaw and then we are in business....
mttrackmaster38  +   1154d ago
Too bad it's not on pc.
mttrackmaster38  +   1154d ago
What's the point of a nude mod in a game with isometric view? You wouldn't even be able to see your character's privates 90% of the time (unless you're gawking at the character selection screen..weirdo). Why can't you guys be like normal outcasts and look at porn?
PAYNEinc85  +   1154d ago
One helluva waste of time.
Bladesfist  +   1154d ago
You think this is weird? I know someone with nude mods for the witch in left4dead.
Legion  +   1154d ago
Stop linking to sites that need google translate!!!! This site blows!!!1
HenryFord  +   1154d ago
Generally the site is rather good (if you can speak german), but I have to agree that the translation stuff simply sucks.
acemonkey  +   1154d ago
PC gaming the best b.c theres nudes mods lol
Jirachi  +   1154d ago
Idk,I like nude patches but this isn't very well done imo.
girlwithturn  +   1154d ago
Looks like nude patches for Quake 3. I mean it looks awfully today.
ilikeyou  +   1154d ago
nothing replaces the real thing this is just a gimmick...
DJLB2115  +   1154d ago
WTF u people are senseless lol how u gonna give 20+ agrees to someone who says nothing!.............? really lol maybe thats how presidents get elected lol
pandehz  +   1154d ago
Get a profile pic first
feeter  +   1154d ago
I think i know someone who would download it... hes pervy like that... I would since I dont have the game... If i did then Im still not sure if i would... girlfriends always find ways of seeing this stuff
DJLB2115  +   1154d ago
hey guys u cant play the game while ur hands are on ur shaft jackin it lol u gotta choose one. play the game or jack it. i think i know which one most of u are doing. pc gamer= pussy challenged gamer

4 the record, i talk shit about pc gamers sometimes, but if they had a way 2 do this 4 lollipop chainsaw i probly would LOL

pornhub FTW
Darth_Bane79  +   1154d ago
puff! there goes another bubble..
Darth_Bane79  +   1154d ago
fap fap fap
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Roccetarius  +   1154d ago
I can understand that people need a virtual fix, but D3 has horrible view distance for this.

I guess porn is porn these days.
Lou Ferrigno  +   1154d ago
no matter what your situation is... this is just strait badassary period. :)-
Plagasx  +   1154d ago
Forever Alone...
Flyingelephant  +   1154d ago
now release the patch where she sits on your face
Kratoscar2008  +   1154d ago
I hope for some nude patches for Langrisser swartzz, im not too much into western mmorpgs, i prefer anime based ones.
SpaceGhost  +   1154d ago
Can we get a vote down button here on N4G cause this is NOT news this is crap, I am tried of shit being front page news
hano  +   1154d ago
I don't know what all the comments are about that people downloading this are sad or alone.

I'm recently married but I love me some naked mods. I have downloaded tons of them for Skyrim. Some outfits are amazing like the Metal Bikini. Of course, I don't show my character in its full glory to the missus.
RedSoakedSponge  +   1154d ago
this is top news?

jesus christ....
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