Mass Effect Just Gets Dirtier And Dirtier

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.

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RadientFlux3986d ago (Edited 3986d ago )

Wow talk about making something out of nothing, and using it push your agenda of censorship.

Oh and "sex acts" should be "sex act" because there is only sex scene in the entire game and lets not mention that it doesn't happen in till you have finished 90% of the game.

TheTwelve3986d ago

It's funny seeing old people who don't game talk about video games. They exaggerate the game's and system's capabilities and powers more than the most brain-washed fanboys.


consolewar3986d ago

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*naked guy lies unconscious with controller at hand*

monkey6023985d ago

actually i found out that there is a sex scene at the near beginning of the game with the asari consort (i think thats how you spell it).

then the relation ship scene at the end.

P.S. the asari scene is nearly the same as the other one

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PS360WII3986d ago

I'm not entirely sure what game he was playing. I can't do anything that guy was spouting. As far as marketing it for 15 year olds... check that rating on the game... oh it's M isn't it.

You can change the characters face and that's about it. There is only one sex scene in the game and it's pretty tame I've seen worse one on a PG-13 movie. Along with you have to meet certain requirements to get the scene in the first place.

Anego Montoya FTMFW3986d ago

when people who don`t play games talk about them.

Iron Man 23986d ago (Edited 3986d ago )

I agree,those crazy Xbox fanboys!

Daishi3985d ago

Kermit you made me laugh :) The author had to talk about a 360 game cause the PS3 game he was going to talk about got delayed :~(

gamesR4fun3986d ago

h8 the game even if you need to make stuff up out of ltlhin air cause people need something to blame... Lord knows if we all spent a little time in the mirror....

Maddens Raiders3986d ago

"the X-Box 360, perhaps the most visually stimulating gaming system ever made....." Sounds like Gates saying that it's the most relaible console


SlippyMadFrog3985d ago

Can you please quote Bill Gates saying that? I remember all you PS3 illiterates making comments without reading the article.

TheZippo3985d ago

You guys are missing the bigger picture. INCREASED SALES!! Now that people think that you can create your own space galaxy sex romp people are going to be clamoring for both 360's and Mass Effect. Ingenious!

All apart of the Diabolical plans of Microsoft to take over the world.

*insert evil laugh here*

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