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Submitted by Sardunos 367d ago | opinion piece

Max Payne 3 and a Free-aim Bender

4Player-"Sometimes I need a challenge, like a hunky 28-year old who hangs out at local cougar bars. Max Payne sure is one hell of a short straw to pull. This though, …this is an occasion, the kind I typically celebrate with an empty litter and cramped controller-hands. I was surprised the options menu didn’t blow me for having such big balls. That would have made these pills a hell of a lot easier to swallow." (Max Payne 3 , PS3, Xbox 360)

crimsonfox  +   367d ago
Haha you can tell this author was playing Max Payne hardcore, this is a pretty funny article.Allot of humor and good Max Payneish vocabulary and phases
"Theres no denying the idea that I was playing on free-aim added a little spice to this bullet-taco." haha
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Trenta27  +   367d ago
I actually just finished the game on hardcore. That pissed me off so much, but it was oh so worth it. Hardest thing I have done in some time in terms of gaming.
StayStatic  +   367d ago
Can you select Hardcore right off the bat ? waiting for the PC release and would gladly jump on that mode as they restricted it in the past 2 games till your completed normal mode or something like that.
mttrackmaster38  +   367d ago
Nope. You have to beat hard mode first. Hardcore isn't even the hardest mode anyway. "Old School" is hard as heeeeeeeeelllllllllll.
StayStatic  +   367d ago
Thanks mttrackmaster38 , look forward to it :D
briandb82  +   367d ago
Hi, habe das Game soeben angespielt! Es ist der Hammer. Habe noch weitere Trailer vorab auf http://www.trailerlounge.de und http://www.plonki.com geschaut. Für alle die das Game noch nicht gespielt haben. Ich sage Euch 10 von 10 Punktne dafür!! Kauft es uch unbedingt!
LG,

Brian
anticooper  +   367d ago
luk røven din røvballeædende pølsetysker:-)

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