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The 10 types of people on Xbox Live

OpinionDebug writes:

There are many different types of people on Xbox Live, some nice and some not so nice. However, despite the millions of people on Xbox Live, many of them fit into several stereotypes:

1. Heavy breather
2. The guy with no mic
3. The 'is anybody there?' guy
4. Abusive
5. Broken Mic
6. Tactician
7. Mean adult
8. Weirdo
9. The singer
10. The foreigner

So there they are. Now lets look at each one in a bit more detail. (If you don't want to read this, then there's a video at the bottom. Yay!)
Eoco - contributor
Published: 59 days 9 hours ago | Article | Xbox 360 | Gaming
 
 

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Icewake - 59 days 9 hours ago
1 - The
Guy who doesn't realize we can hear his fan...
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KBDuB - 59 days 9 hours ago
2 -
Half those are funny.. But, I can't stand the breather.. ugh. The singer gets annoying if they just.. well, can't sing.

But, one thing that is annoying are these posts.. These happen on EVERY system/PC that has a mic.
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LeonSKennedy4Life - 58 days 17 hours ago
2.1 - not true
Most 11 year-olds aren't playing Counter Strike.
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BeaArthur - 59 days 9 hours ago
3 -
How about the 11 year old that won't shut up and thinks cursing is cool.
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Lord Vader - 59 days 7 hours ago
3.1 -
Amen.
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Nevers - 59 days 5 hours ago
3.2 - You hit the nail on the head
I don't know how he does it but I swear to god that little kid's in every freakin' lobby on XBLA. And then, don't ya just hate it when he hands the controller over to his younger brother with the even higher pitched whine?
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Rourker - 59 days 9 hours ago
4 -
they forgot

11. The annoying little 9 year old playing call of duty yelling at you to come and crouch by a wall so he can jump on you to get to the roof.

by the way I'm under guy with no mic, but I'm on PSN not Xbox Live :P

edit: @BeaArthur, you beat me to it, and I should have said 11, makes it more believable. bubbles
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BeaArthur - 59 days 9 hours ago
4.1 -
The important thing is that we are identifying the problem, haha. They also forgot the guy who thinks everyone is cheating when they die. Or my favorite, the guy who lags so badly that he can't be killed.
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Rourker - 59 days 9 hours ago
4.2 -
ha, its sad because I'm sometimes the guy who lags so bad he can't be killed. it sucks living out in the boons, I have bandwidth restrictions, can only go max 40 - 50 kbs/s which is fine, unless someone else decides to go online that is :P then I start to lag bad. but when that happens I end up just quitting as to not ruin the game for everyone else.

PS to everyone I've played against when this happens . . . your welcome, ha.
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BeaArthur - 59 days 8 hours ago
4.3 -
Rourker...ahah, you must have a great feedback rating.
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Rourker - 59 days 8 hours ago
4.4 -
Feedback Rating, I'm not entirely sure I know what you mean by that, but I'll take it as a complement. so I guess this is when I say Thank you? :P
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BeaArthur - 59 days 8 hours ago
4.5 -
Rourker...you do realize that you can give positive or negative feedback to every person you play with don't you?
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Rourker - 59 days 8 hours ago
4.6 -
on XBox Live maybe, but I'm pretty sure you can't give it on PSN, at least not that I know of, and I don't have a 360, sorry but as a college student I can't afford 2 systems right now, my second systems an SNES.
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BeaArthur - 59 days 8 hours ago
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Rourker...gotcha, I was under the impression that you had an xbox. That is one of the things that I hate about the PSN, you can't give any feedback to people so I keep ending up in different rooms with people I don't ever want to see again.
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Rourker - 59 days 7 hours ago
4.8 -
yeah, sorry about the confusion, and I also hate getting into rooms with people you hate playing with, but I guess their are some prices you pay for not paying a price. anywho, this concludes my bubbles so nice chating with you BeaArthur. catch you on the flip side (I hate that saying by the way)
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LeonSKennedy4Life - 58 days 17 hours ago
4.9 - well
You can on Resistance...

I prefer to use Steam for actual after-game communications...

However, I prefer to play on the PSN because most PS3 games are virtually LAG-free.
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THAMMER1 - 59 days 9 hours ago
5 - They should have added the racist.
You know the people yell racist slurs at the TV or other gamers.

Short funny story.

I was in Target 1 section over from some teens bragging about calling people N*@@e$ on XBOX live. I creped up behind them and yelled "THAT WAS ME YOU WAS TALKN TO YOU LITTLE MOTHER F#@(%R$!!!!!" I have never seen pu$$y run that fast in my life. LOL

My wife is still mad @me over that one.
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Icewake - 59 days 9 hours ago
5.1 - I
Love you
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BeaArthur - 59 days 9 hours ago
5.2 -
I'm sure it was well worth it though. Talking junk over the internet is the most cowardly thing a person can do.
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kewlkat007 - 59 days 9 hours ago
5.3 - Yeah they forgot
the "Racist" on there.

Plus doesn't all the 360's come with a MIC/Headset?
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THAMMER1 - 59 days 9 hours ago
5.4 - Yeah tell the truth Bro.
Also never let friends get your user I.D. and passwords. They will make you look so bad. Start beefs, post obscene pictures ect.
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niall77 - 59 days 9 hours ago
6 - The American Sterio-type
Like to speak in loud texan voice screaming and shouting the N word at every giving chance he isnt questioning someones sexuallity

Hates people who dont speak "american"
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KBDuB - 59 days 9 hours ago
6.1 -
When someone is being racist, I just turn on some good 'ol Tupac.. it pisses em off. =]
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Amanosenpai - 59 days 9 hours ago
6.2 - They forgot de MEXICAN guy
"Viva México c@brones"
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Kami - 59 days 8 hours ago
6.3 -
when playing warhawk sometimes there are many Mexicans on just general Spanish speaking people playing.So when we speak spanish the haters always get pissed off. lol pinches jotos de puta
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BoneMagnus - 59 days 9 hours ago
7 - The "I really don't suck this bad" guy...
You know him - he's having an "off" night and makes all kinds of excuses - lag when no one else is lagging, he's tired, and he brags about how he "usually" does