Flower review (PS3)

360ICE | 749d ago | User review
Reviewing: Flower
*Sneeze*
I wake up one bright spring morning and can't open my eyes. I tumble my way to the shower to wash my eyes, and as I crash into different furniture my nose starts running and my skin starts itching. I have a pollen allergy - and Sony still wants me to play Flower.

Now, I know what you're saying. "ICE, why do you buy a game that is about flowers if you're so allergic to flowers that you hate even their digital form?". Well, let's just leave the questions for the end, or we'll never get through this.

I love the spring. The weather's getting warmer, I can wear expensive sunglasses and you can say "I like your expensive sunglasses". Unfortunately the sunglasses are there for a reason, because as pretty as the flowers are, my body can't stand them. So therefore one would think that Sony would take that into consideration when giving the green light to the excellent studio ThatGameCompany. Even if it is just polygons and pixels it reminds me of my allergy, and my allergy reminds me of bad times and the term bad times reminds me of the holocaust. Do you really wish for your products to be associated with the holocaust? (Think for a second about which side of the war the japanese were on).

Apart from that grossly inapropriate comparison, I guess Flower is a good game for non-allergy people. I quite like the soothing feeling of soaring through the grass and collecting - God forbid - flowers. I must also admit I've grown fond of the music and the pretty visuals, as well as I like the overall message of the game which seems to be "take care of the little things" or "take care of the environment". Now, I'm not an eco-freak like Jak from Jak 2 is. I like polluting little lakes and seeing the fish cadavers surface as much as the next guy, but I'm also aware that this message resonates with a lot of people. Like the fifteen people watching the Al Gore station.

The technicalities aren't really that important in this game. Because this isn't a game in the traditional sense of the word, it's... [cliché] an experience[/cliché]. The most important thing is that the technicalities don't get in the way of the experience, and they don't. Controllers work well, and motion control does add some fun to the game. There's no real challenge in completing the game, but again that's a given and if you really went "There's no challenge in the game!? Wow!" at this point you ought to be liquidated and have your assets sold to the highest bidder. There is some challenge in getting all the trophies, and discovering some of the easter eggs thatgamecompany have planted out there, and for you people who wake up every morning, bang your head in the wall and scream "LIFE IS A CHALLENGE, AND I'M GONNA WIN EVERYTHINGZ!" only to defenestrate three years later, then sure this isn't the game for you, but for the rest it ought to work just fine.

Except for us allergetics. Who have to be heavily sedated to play this game. For us that's a real pain, and the SCEA office will therefore in three days time receive an angry letter, from yours truly and a signed picture of me in profile, that is attached to a ticking time bomb. Because this country is founded on freedom of expression - and after all I'm just expressing myself - like the good people in thatgamecompany did with flower and like a lot more developers ought to do.

/ Shortened and edited version later uploaded on pixeledcourier.com
Ups
It's so... beautiful
Soothing...
Soaring so high above the sea! I'm one with the birds, and magic is all I see.
Downs
Anti-pollen face masks should be included in the price
Discriminates a minority - namely me.
Tries desperately to be clever by using unoriginal and obscure references no one cares about... wait
Score
9.0
Graphics - Really swell graphics, pa! - You bet son. The colors sure are vivid and the environments are organic! - Some textures could be higher, right pa? - Well, if you're one of them PC graphics nazis then sure.
9.5
Sound Sounds effects are soothing. Really, it's like having someone pour a cold, bittersweet liquid down your ears - that tickles nicely and gives you a chilling sensation at the most incredible of moments.
8.5
Gameplay Controls feel responsive and only rarely did I feel like I had to struggle with the controls, camera usually does its job, level of challenge is all right. Challenge-junkies can try the trophies.
9.0
Fun factor It's fun all right! Since when did this industry become all about being fun!? Can anybody who have played Mega Man honestly say it was fun? No! It's challenging, thrilling and rewarding, but not particularly fun! Same goes with flower - it's not about fun. Even though it actually is pretty fun.
0.0
Online There's not really any online component, and seeing what they've done with Journey it's almost regrettable. But this game works well enough without online and I'm not gonna complain. Thank God there's no leaderboard.
9.0
Overall (out of 10 / not an average)
Imikida  +   747d ago
What are you talking about? Theres online in journey.
coolbeans  +   747d ago
This is a review for flower, not Journey.
wenaldy  +   747d ago
At first i thought it was Journey review, damn suggestion...
Imikida  +   746d ago
Oh sorry kind of skimmed through it

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Flower

Average Score 8.9 Reviews(166)
Release Dates
PS Vita Release Dates
PS3 Release Dates
US 12 February 2009
EU 12 February 2009
JP 12 February 2009
AU 12 February 2009
PS4 Release Dates
AU 29 November 2013
EU 29 November 2013
US 15 November 2013