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Why Pokemon Would Be Horrific In Real Life.

VideoGamesUncovered writes: "With the release of Pokémon X & Y just around the corner, I thought it would be a good idea to remind everyone to thank their lucky stars that pokémon aren't real. I know, I know, when you first think about having a pokémon of your own it sounds amazing, but trust me, it would be a very swift end to the world and here’s why:"

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pedrof933932d ago

If one day we manage to put animals in spherical cases. And train them to fight. Well...

Heisenburger3932d ago

...And then magically transform them into dragons...

MajorLazer3932d ago

This article is a really good read. I suggest those who haven't, please do

Dagobert3931d ago

Where they rape human beings and a new hybrid race of dragons are born.

Trunkz3932d ago

http://www.fanfiction.net/s...

Read that if you want to see what PKMN be like if they actually started killing people, etc.

MajorLazer3931d ago

Thank you for the link. Reading it now and it's amazing

CaptainYesterday3932d ago

It would be so scary but at the same time it would be amazing to have real Pokemon..

MajorLazer3932d ago

The NSPCA would go mental :L

BlazeXXL3932d ago (Edited 3932d ago )

Hehe, funny... I discuss this hypothetical topic with my friends way too much..

It would, in my opinion, be horrific. The Pokemon Universe is perfect. Perfect because the worst criminals are organised crime gangs such as Team Rocket, who only want to catch/steal certain pokemon and always fail in doing so. And perfect because there are no idiots or really bad people.

In real life, some real fucked up shit is going down almost every day. Humans always seek the limit of things socially accepted and politically correct. If Pokemon were added to our world, my god, imagine what kind of fucked up shit would happen.

People trying to have sex with mankeys, ratata's getting microwaved, people feeding their pokemon alcohol or drugs, and to make it even worse, it would all be filmed and uploaded to the internet... Oh and I haven't even mentioned the insane amount burn victims all over the world because of fire types...

No FanS Land3932d ago

too funny too read! But you're quite spot on!

exfatal3932d ago

The opponents meowth fainted.
trainer: good battle meowth u did well... retu..
Me: Scyther finish it off!!!
KUDAGRA!!

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Making Pokémon 3D Was A Mistake

Pokémon’s shift to 3D was a big mistake, as the series’ roots in 2D design make it difficult to transfer important game mechanics into a 3D overworld.

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CrimsonWing69490d ago

why do other games pull off 3D monster collecting JRPG games just fine? Look at Jade Cocoon and Shin Megami Tensei for examples.

FallenAngel1984490d ago

Answer should be obvious.

No other videogame franchise is as merchandise driven as Pokémon

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Nintendo 3DS Games We Still Love Playing Even Today

BLG writes: "While it didn’t sell as well as the Nintendo DS, the Nintendo 3DS was nonetheless a wonderful system. And, while this may be a hot take, it’s easily my favorite handheld. Even more than a decade removed from launch, the system’s library has so many titles that feel as fresh today as they did back at release. While it was hard to narrow down, these 30 Nintendo 3DS games are emblematic of the system’s success."

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When Will The Pokemon Company Introduce a New Typing?

The Pokemon Company has a solid thing going right now. Well, it’s been going on for a while, actually, but it has been a while since a new typing has been introduced to the popular monster-taming series. The latest one, Fairy type, was introduced back in Generation VI (Pokemon X & Y), so it does seem like it is time to bring in a new one. Check out Jason Capp's article for more.

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