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Big Microsoft vision statement mentions gaming and serious fun

The Xbox officially has a new boss today—former Windows boss and long-time Microsoft veteran Julie Larson-Green. No big gaming experience, unlike former game developer Don Mattrick, who last held the job. But, Microsoft did have stuff to say about gaming when announcing today's big reorganization of company management.

SegaSaturn6693940d ago

I'm concerned that the kinect will track the heat in my genitals while I'm playing "Just Dance 4" and transmit it to the FBI

negative3940d ago

LOL

Seriously. I share a similar concern. Dare I leave my Kinect on when I'm banging away. FBI wants my lovemaking skillz.....

malokevi3940d ago (Edited 3940d ago )

This just in: FBI learns how to have great sex for 25 seconds.

>8)

FanboyCrusher3940d ago

"lovemaking skillz" Is that what the kids are calling right hand shame these days?

negative3940d ago

@malokevi lol not bad!

@fanboycrusher
Nothing shameful about it ;)

Godmars2903940d ago

@malokevi:

Wow. That's twice my best XD

Elit3Nick3940d ago

@Godmars290 Ohh you nasty...

Blacktric3940d ago (Edited 3940d ago )

Tasteless, unfunny immaturity at its finest.

OT: I'm pretty cautious regarding the "serious fun" statement. Especially when it's coming from someone who hasn't involved in the gaming industry before.

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JBSleek3940d ago

Laughs at Kinect for being a security risk.

Uses phone and computers.... Great

cleft53940d ago

Laugh it up now. I am sure those kids sitting in jail for saying something stupid in LoL and on Facebook thought they where funny too. But hey, have your laugh now.

BattleTorn3940d ago

Maybe if Justin Carter had Kinect the NSA would've known he wasn't actually a terrorist!

LOL JK

blackmanone3940d ago

Agreed. I'm all for Xbox exclusives, they all look great, except for Ryse, which LOOKS great only; but I'm shocked at how many people will sell their privacy rights away for a chance at the new Halo.

Belking3940d ago

It won't track your girly parts...lol

Mounce3940d ago

SegaSaturn, I gave you a bubble because you made me literally lough out loud.

Maybe they'll arrest you if they become jealous of sizes and throw you to jail listed as a Terrorist. "THIS GUY IS PACKING HEAT....We know where he lives."

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JBSleek3940d ago

I feel really sad for you.

One day you will stop hating and enjoy life. I promise

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6 Fun Games Where You Actually Play As The Bad Guy

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Profchaos4h ago

Pretty much all of these games listed are based around a morality system you don't have to be bad and you don't have to be good.

It seems to have left out some real amazing games like red dead redemption 1/2,ass effect and true crime la/ny

Tacoboto3h ago

Armored Core VI?

Ok, I'm really missing something here. Just beat chapter 3 earlier this evening, unlocked A-rank Arena fights. I'm not seeing or sensing any branching paths or morality system and I've done every side mission and arena fight available to me up to that fight.

Is something big coming soon to branch the story?

banger883h ago

No mention of Grand Theft Auto? Saints Row (original trilogy), Manhunt? Also The Suffering (depending on the ending you get).

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