Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon is crap - hands on impressions video

Ubisoft decided to not give players more of the island, the creatures and grenades doing more of the same that players had done for hours on end before. Instead offering something entirely different that’s crap and a complete departure from the base game.

[Swiggins]

This game looks incredible, I'll definitely be picking it up soon.

[omi25p]

i loved the way he reloads the shotgun at 2:13

[Ragthorn]

Popping shells in ma shotgun like throwing popcorn in ma mouth!

[Raf1k1]

This looks really great. Only thing missing would be health packs.

[Knushwood Butt]

Definitely now on my radar. Makes you wonder what all the hate was about.

Looks like what Crysis might have been if it was actually fun to play.

[BakedGoods]

Me too! Already pre-ordered on Steam.

[ChrisW]

So wait... the game is crap... but fun... entertaining... and engaging... but crap... and only crap (with a "C") if you're too young to understand 80s humor?

DAMN I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS!!!

[That-Guy]

A retro VHS game with modern graphics? Count me in!

[MYSTERIO360]

I urge use fellow gamers how love 80's retro gaming to buy this, please don't pirate. We need to support this IP and hopefully we get a sequel. For about $14.99 we can't complain.

[FrostyZipper]

Article title's misleading as hell.

[ALLWRONG]

Yes very, but this is the right place for it.

This game is pure 80's flasback. Looks fun as hell!

[ironfist92]

Crap in a good way, it seems.

[HarryKawkReturns]

"after picking up the controller for five minutes, crap becomes amazing fun."

C'mon man. Too misleading of a headline.

[Amplitude]

lol it didnt even make sense

[vitullo31]

so its not crap?

[MonkeyNinja]

No, in the video he explains that "after picking up the controller for five minutes, crap becomes amazing fun."

Just a very misleading title.

[Ragthorn]

This is such a coincidence, but while I was reading and the video was playing I read your comment and it synergized with the video lol.

[DownNotOut]

that narrator needsh speechsh leshons

[Sandmano]

LMAO!! I dont want to laugh but! xD

[maximaz]

You're really doing a good game a disservice with that title. Not everyone will actually watch the video.

[FarCryLover182]

Need this now.

[sinjonezp]

@Maximaz

No sir, the title draws people in because we are wondering why is it crap. love the "crap" narrative. Lol

[turgore]

If they would've added more babes it would have been the new duke nukem.

[MonkeyNinja]

If this game is anywhere close to as good as I think it's going to be, then Ubi will become one of my fave devs, just for releasing such a risky product. Seriously hope it does well if it's good.

[Parapraxis]

I think it is going to do Phenomenal.
A full fledged sequel would probably result.

[Sideras]

It might be crap compared to the original far cry 3, if you really have to compare them. But either way I think I'll enjoy it and get a good laugh out of it, sound well worth 15 dollars.

[ichimaru]

agreed this looks awesome and hilarious. Like what duke nukem should have been

[axerated]

Looks awesome, any one clued up on the price?

[Rockefellow]

$14.99; I read an article on how some sites already had it marked down to $11 or $12 if you "pre-order" it.

[wenaldy]

Daffy Duck???

LOL the way he reloaded shotgun is funny :D

[seanpitt23]

It's got a TRON feeling and look to it

[GreenRanger]

Is this DLC for Far Cry 3, or a new game?

[KiRBY3000]

its a stand alone, you dont need to own Far Cry 3 to play Blood Dragon.

its using the engine and the game mechanics from FC3, but set in a retro package filled with references to movies and video games of the 80s. i see it as a crazy spin off.

this looks better than any solo missions DLC they could have added to FC3 IMO.

[artdafoo]

Devs said this 80's throwback crap.

[Sketchy_Galore]

Should be banned for purposefully misleading flamebait title.

[WeAreLegion]

Agreed.

[Kennytaur]

I must have it!

[josephayal]

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon was just an April Fools joke, the game looks awful

[WUTCHUGUNNADO]

DINOSAUR >:O

LASER SHOOTING DINOSAUR >>>:O

[Parapraxis]

Seriously...go away.

[ichimaru]

" lol 3:20 for f's sake HUD shut up I do what I want

[andjudunno]

Children shouldn't worry, I heard Ubisoft is making another stand alone for the younger crowd, "Far Cry 3: You Only Live Once" filled with a whole bunch of YMCMB, Drake and Josh, and Icarly references.

[DestinyHeroDoomlord]

I carly references? Shut up and take my money. Couldn't care less about the other stuff.

[Mookie]

Your lame AF

[CrzyFooL]

Flamebait title, guy likes game, GG trolled meh haerd

[NicSage]

I torrented this & deleted off my hd after 30min.

Reason?

Game is AMAZING no joke it was so wrong like duke yet amazing. Gameplay is solid & fresh feeling.

I will be buying this for pc & at 14.99 this is a steal.

[ironfist92]

Ubisoft should handle the Alien license from now on.

[andjudunno]

Im pretty sure this is someone from far cry 3 having a bad trip off the Docs stash lol, I'm super hyped

[Panthers]

This guy sounds like he is spitting all over his monitor. Sry but that is just really annoying to listen to.

Still game looks great.

[jeffgoldwin]

Looks real fun. Article title is horrible and needs to be changed.

[Shinuz]

Tried this game at a friend's house and now i can't wait for it to release!!!

[jaklink]

I can't wait for this game.

[Serjikal_Strike]

Release date?

[jay2]

To answer Rob's Q, I was barely out of nappies in 1990, but can't wait for this!

[LordHiggens]

Any idea as to how long the game will be?