The 15 Biggest Douchebags of Gaming

That one guy nobody likes. He stars in almost every major game. Which are the worst of them all?

[linkkjm]

Zero, Easily Number 1

[TheSuperior]

Johnny Cage... What a duchebag.

[knifefight]

He hits below the belt.

[shutUpAndTakeMyMoney]

Master Chief? He doesn't even talk to anyone what a douche.. Not even a "Hey" or "thanks". Until now of course.

Mario always allow peach to get kidnapped I am starting to think the sick bastard likes it.

Kratos is well Kratos. He mad.

[pr0t0typeknuckles]

im taking you out, im taking you out, im taking you out, and im taking you out to dinner,LMAO

[mochachino]

1. 90% of game journalists/bloggers.
2. 70% of dedicated online MP gamers.
3. Patcher and Molyneux.

[Burackus]

nicely put

[SonyPS360]

4. People who comment on N4G.

[THESHAUNZY]

Skull Kid Majora's Mask

[Pozzle]

Exactly! He's a much bigger douche than Tingle. Tingle's weird, but at least he's helpful. But Skull Kid just wants to destroy the world because his friends left him. Douche.

[Reverent]

His friends didn't even leave him, he left them! What a douche.

[NegativeCreepWA]

The adoring fan. I left him on the tallest mountain in the game.

I hate that damn dog!

[Reverent]

Too bad you can't Fus Ro Dah in Oblivion ;)

[My_Name_BTW_Is_Dante]

So they put Duke Nukem as the picture but he's not even listed in the article? Fail.

[Yodagamer]

Well the picture is selected by the person who posted it XD, i'd say the poster is trying to tell us something about his opinion on duke nukem.

[Reverent]

I would have to say, without a doubt, Duke Nukem is by far the biggest douche in gaming. So I think the decision for the picture is very justifiable.

Anyways, as for the article itself, some of the choices I agree with, but most of them are completely stupid that could easily be replaced by much, much better options.

[Ducky]

... That one guy in Black and White.

You know the one I'm talking about.
...That little immortal douchebag.

[Lone_Man]

the most shittiest charater is the son of a goku the adoring fan...

[flappersack]

Where is Killzone's Rico?

[talisker]

Nobody mentioned Pachter, Cliffy, Crytek PR department?

[Reverent]

You know, I gave you a disagree without really thinking much into it... But you're right, about Crytek anyways. Those guys are talented as hell, but they are some of the biggest douche bags out there.

So just pretend one of those disagrees is an agree lol.

[M-M]

People who make fast paced shooters slow, campers.

[ElementX]

I always thought Kratos was a d-bag for killing those innocent people

[Droid Control]

Master Chief.

Never removes his helmet when he enters a building. Impolite I say.

[stage88]

The greasy, slimy Microsoft E3 presenter who's been doing it for a few years. His name escapes me but he seems like a smug douchebag. He also looks like one of those dodgy used car dealers.

[josephayal]

Blanka

[Picnic]

Alan Wake. Take some Fake Bake. Eat some cake and some steak, you look like a rake. Make like a tree and throw yourself in the lake for everybody's sake.

[Picnic]

Only joking. I've never played Alan Wake as I only have a PS3, what I've seen of it suggests that it's at least a promising start with some pretty graphics and I love Remedy. Max Payne was a genius series in the time that they made games for it.

[JamieL]

Or maybe Kratos, one of those Greek hoes, known for crushing heads and throwing elbows, killing all alike, his family, and his foe's, you know how it goes, crushing fools like Cheetos, all cool on my ranch like Doritos’s.

[Jakens]

To name a few.

Naughty Bear: Douchebag!
Sheva Alomar (RE5): Douchebag!
THOR: Douchebag!
Spider-man: Douchebag!
Voice over (Ridge Racer): Douchebag!
Sergeant Shane Carpenter (Haze): Douchebag!
Frank West (Dead Rising): Douchebag!
Sonic: Douchebag!
Kane & Lynch: Douchebag!

[TheGrimBunny]

lol, this is great!

[Tzuno]

i can name 3: tretton, kotick and reggie

[KingKevo]

Well written and funny article. Really cool. And I have to agree with every single one from the games I have played. Especially Zero, Blue Shells (that always hit me when I'm close to an edge or in front of a trap , and all the FPS douchebags, gosh I hate them. Thanks for the mute option though, whoever came up with it, have a great life sir.

[PurpHerbison]

While I agree with the FPS part, the League of Legends community is way worse!

[linkkjm]

I gotta agree with you on that.

[GUYwhoPLAYSvideoGAME]

whatever character i happen to be playing as in any open world game

[JeepGamer]

I'd like to throw in the PVP server community from every MMO I ever played.

[abandonship]

what about Mud in the first Gothic? he is like adoring fan's predecessor