I Didn’t Know How Much Games Needed Googly Eyes Until I Photoshopped A Bunch Of Them

Kotaku - Fact: googly eyes make everything better. Heck, even Christopher Walken can tell you that. So why aren't there googly eyes in every game? Yes, I understand that they may be narratively inappropriate (some might say silly!), but given the option, I would gladly buy a googly eyes DLC pack for every single game I have ever and will ever own.

[SilentNegotiator]

Another "quality" article from Kotaku....

[Hingle_Mcringleberry]

Lol, why so serious? Light-hearted and silly, nothing wrong with that now and then.
Halo 4 and Dishonored had me cracking.

[SilentNegotiator]

If they didn't release crap like this constantly, I would let it go.

[Blank]

I agree some of them were funny but im like whatever with kotaku so what I did is article quality "excellent" and for do you like this website? I put "no" only cuz some of those pictures were pretty damn funny

EDIT: I corrected my where to were

[TopDudeMan]

I for one thought that was actually quite funny.

[ApolloTheBoss]

Do NOT approve this, people.

[Kran]

The only reason Kotaku probably begun to do this was cause of the twilight one :/ Sad sad Kotaku.

[Ezz2013]

soo..kotaku, where is the article ??!!

[InTheLab]

Amazing how Hiphopgamer got banned but Kotaku is still around.

Seriously, I vote this site down at every opportunity and I know others are doing the same...so wtf?

[SeraphimBlade]

I laughed harder than I'd like to admit at the Far Cry 3 one...

[fr00ty-wizenhymer]

All you guys are hardasses.

[DigitalRaptor]

How did i guess this was Kotaku from the headline alone?

what i want to know is, are they getting paid to write this sh*t on a consistent basis?

[pandehz]

Hahahaha too many ppl here have too much time on their hands hating a site for 'light hearted-kinda crap articles-but not too bad coz its sorta funny- articles'

If you do have the time ladies n gents plzz look no further than our own beloved site for the lamest approved articles.

Just a reminder:

Articles for the 10 best games of 2012, worst games of 2012 are doing the rounds atm. Prolly for the hundreth time.

[cyguration]

Haven't been commenting a whole lot lately but when I read the title I said to myself "This must be an article from Kotaku".

Lo and behold, I clicked on the link and it was revealed to be none other than Kotaku.

Zero surprises were given.

[Hicken]

Voting down.

Yeah, so it might be kinda funny. And I might have tolerated it, if most of their articles weren't wastes of time.

Sadly, most of their articles ARE wastes of time, and the good stuff they write is few and far between. Yet, for some reason, people feel the need to submit EVERY article(I'm looking at YOU, -Mezzo-) from Kotaku that has even the slightest bit of relevance to gaming.

That's annoying. And the people who keep defending Kotaku are getting annoying, too.