YouPorn encourages users to sign up to Xbox Beta

Xbigy Games Writes: Adult site YouPorn has begun to encourage users to sign up for the Microsoft Beta in order to access their site through the Xbox's new browser

[CustardTrout]

Finally.

[LOGICWINS]

^^What does having a GF have to do with appreciating porn?

[nveenio]

No doubt. I watch porn with my wife. Believe it or not...it's better that way.

[darthv72]

seeing as the browser for 360 would be either html 5 or silverlight based for streaming media and not flash like the majority of adult sites have been using.

I may just have to try this. For testing purposes...obviously.

[PurpHerbison]

I often wondered the same thing. Some of these guys obviously never had a GF that appreciated porn just as much as the next guy. That is a golden ticket to the most amazing sex life in the world.

[Horny]

I appreciate porn with or without my woman :p

[TekoIie]

Porn and girlfriends are like a PS3 and 360. Its better to have both :3

[dredgewalker]

It doesn't matter if you're married or with a gf, it's normal for men to watch porn. I actually make my gf watch it so she can be more daring :P

[BLAKHOODe]

My wife and I use to watch porn while having sex. The sex was always better and it gave us ideas to try new things. It's a major WIN! Don't deny it, try it.

[Qrphe]

Exactly, and people should stop acting like a bunch of prudes.

[Getowned]

get a gf to watch porn ? XD.. Many woman watch porn too not just men, if you think only men watch porn you are vary sheltered and need a social life... btw i'm officially single as of last week Mika ;) ? we can spread our love all over N4G! and troll people hand in hand.

[Army_of_Darkness]

I appreciate my GF even more when she does things to me that porn stars do for money:-D

btw, not exactly the best comment but how was mika's comment immature?! LOL!

[SolidStoner]

and now all the kids just discovered "youporn" and site is probably getting insane amount of hits!

Nice commercial in gaming site! And there shall be more spoiled kids and more kids when kids make kids! Great job! More people in this world isnt a good thing! Kids use condoms!

[Baka-akaB]

Seriously lol mika . Sounds more like the prudish attitude of someone that never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend) actually

[shutUpAndTakeMyMoney]

Everyone wants a piece of pc gaming these days.

[MySwordIsHeavenly]

As a marital counselor, I can assure you...watching porn together is NOT as good for your relationship as you think it is.

[Conzul]

Indeed, one of the girls in my town mentioned that she's getting tired of being asked which "porn act" is her favorite.

[f789790]

As a person with a healthy long-term relationship, I can assure you it's great for your sex life. Nobody said anything about it improving the relationship.

[Sitdown]

As an LMFT, I have to agree......there are negative long term issues associated with porn. Also interesting that some of the people here admit that they need porn in order to have better sex.

[spunwicked]

^ A Leucocyte Migration Fibrinolysis Technique?

[Calm Down Sunshine]

Translated

"as a lonely person with a job that's centered around nonsense, why are you people with girlfriends stealing all my porn!!! Stop it!!"

[Baka-akaB]

Depends who's the one suggesting to watch it to begin with , and if one element of the pair is even shy or prudish about those . In my case , it was often the women suggesting porn for the lolz of it .

And with each partner commenting on the truly impossible feats from porn movies

[crxss]

the better question is, who's the girl in the article picture O_O

[meetajhu]

Charlotte Stokely

[ChunkyLover53]

Slow news day? This is the second article of the day reporting this.

[pixelsword]

Yeah, well; it's the 360.

It's not like the gaming part of the news for that console is overflowing with info.

[pixelsword]

Let's see what I said:

"It's not like the gaming part of the news for that console is overflowing with info."

*Clicks links for 360 news at 7:48 am to look at headlines*

Youporn
Link Hack
Game innovations
WWE coverage
RE 6 Reviews.

I saw no info for any game you listed.

*clicks the PS3 news link to look at headlines*

Kingdom Hearts
Okami
Game innovations
WWE Coverage
RE 6 Reviews

Even the titles alone mock your logic; not only are none of the games there that you listed, but the PS3 has more game articles in the headlines (twice as many) and none of them are about Wonderbook. The article with the highest "heat" is the 360 Youporn article, by the way.

Who's trolling again?

[jghvhv]

I'm still a youngster so can someone please explain to what 'Porn' is? Should I ask my mommy? You know what,I'll just google it!

[FragMnTagM]

And we will see you in a year... lol.

[Matt0611]

YoungsterJoey about to get his beat on and become Cool Trainer Joey.

[vortis]

Unless he ends up in the wrong part of town where hotdogs in buns is the special on the menu, at which point he'll become Bun-Master Joey.

[MxRBrobaFett]

Try and stay away from the Asian part of the Internet porn world for now... That's for the more experienced "user". Take it slow.

[Wikkid666]

Sorry but MS already blocked it. You can go to the site but the vids no longer play.

[Locksus]

Lol you actually tried to watch videos on the site? ;D

[Wikkid666]

Sure... why not? wouldn't be a good beta tester if I didn't.

[JasonKCK]

Yeah might as well se if it works. Im typing this on my 360 browser. Granted it would be much easer on a PC if I had one.

[Yui_Suzumiya]

Awww, now I'm a sad panda :(

[Darkspade]

*****Sarcastic******
Down with Porn , What our Kids need is more violence!!!!!..

I think this World is getting things wrong..

[JellyJelly]

Yes. The Bible (brought to you by Fox News) has taught us that violence, murder and war is ok but sex in videogames is not.

[ATi_Elite]

That site has the worst Pron Clips ever!

it's like 1960's amateur Pron Clips from Europe starring somebodies Grandma and the Milkman!

Just Horrible by today's standards of Pron!

[vortis]

Grandma, the milkman and a few Europeans from the 1960s disagreed with you.

It was not me, of course, I liked the 1960s.

[f789790]

If you want production value, go pay for your porn.

[Bolts]

That is wrong on so many levels.

[tallkidoPL]

How can you watch pron if ie doesnt have adobe on xbox

[Wikkid666]

HTML5

[moodgamer]

You cant watch those on PS3.

[Reverent]

Ohh yes you can. Yes you can indeed.

[cee773]

downloads to the ps3 as well:)

[AtlREMF311]

you can watch all of these sites on the ps3 web browser :)

just delete the history when you're done so the wife doesn't see it!

[vortis]

Oh, at first I thought you were gonna say so the "kids don't see it" but I guess there's nothing like father and son bonding time while the Mrs is away.

[I_LOVE_MYSELF]

He probably doesn't have kids because he faps so much haha jkjk

[AngelicIceDiamond]

For godsakes people will do it to.

EDIT: Wait, MS replied to this meaningless junk? IF MS replied to this, they could, I dunno, tell us a release day for the new dash? Or future game releases or something meaningful? SMH...

[DivineAssault]

Porn rules! but its free on the computer so no need to pay for a service.. I bet a lot of ppls kids will get ahold of this thru their parents systems lol.. I used to flip the switch on the back of my cheater box back in the 90z & flip it back before my mother came home from work.. I even made a few videos myself w some chicks i met so i like porn.. Its an art

[bigcupofSTFU]

this is DISGUSTING, why you ask?

because most likely you will need gold to access this :D.

screw that im not paying for pron

[JasonKCK]

You are still paying for your internet service

[MidnytRain]

He'll most likely be paying for that anyway.

[Hicken]

Seriously?

He's already paying for internet. Unless he's leeching off someone else's wifi.

Talk about making irrelevant paoints...

[fullymoated]

This morning I ate a bowl of cereal

[optimus]

I'm surprised no one has made any type of porn videos with videogames, either as cosplay or animated...(or maybe they have and I just don't know about it)...maybe microsoft will allow it then.

[lashes2ashes]

They have a lot. There is sites dedicated to animated porn with game characters, the Simpsons anything you can think of.

[dafegamer]

there is plenty of videogame character porn just google it you'll be surprised im tellin you

[Ducky]

Are you not aware of rule 34? O.o

[born2live]

Yup, tons of hentai sites and short clips based on animated series like teen titans, futurama, the simpsons, the flintstones, etc... not that I've ever watched any, mind you... *cough* *cough*

[Cam977]

Hahaha!

[Unlimax]

Look at where we reach in the gaming world "P O R N" ಠ_ಠ .. Micro$oft You are destroying the lives of many Gamers with this dirty idea ..Think again !

[AngelicIceDiamond]

Umm MS has nothing to do with it? Yeah they're allowing the advertisement but that's it? "Destroying gamers dirty ide"..what are are you talking about?

Just another excuse for kids to blame MS I guess.

[lashes2ashes]

You can't tell sarcasm can you.

[Unlimax]

M$ allowing this Dirty business .. you said it !!
"destroying Gamers life's" Yes i mean it 100% open your mind and think about my words !

This is not about fanboyism in video games .. This relation to each player, whether large or small in this world .. If there is this thing in the hands of people who are not knowledgeable sense of permissiveness in this society .. it will end up with bad results to every person !

[DestinyHeroDoomlord]

How many tentacles we talking?

[dafegamer]

**hentai comes to mind**
**blushes** *^.^*

[HalfNerdHalfAmazing]

It's look like a lot of ppl will be masturbating on Xbox live lol

[Unlimax]

That's a part of the problem and this "Destroying gamers life" !

[3GenGames]

(Reply to this conjoined with your comment on comment 19.1.1)

Your sarcasm sucks, especially since there apparently is no sarcasm and you're being 100% serious. What a nincompoop.

[carlocgc]

i like porn but what is this pron i keep hearing about!

[stuntman_mike]

LET THE WANK-ATHON BEGIN!! :)

next people will be saying you havent had a wank like a xbox 360 wank lol.

[tuanmatized]

Love Cleavage

[_LarZen_]

Porn for everyone! :)

But knowing Microsoft they will probably block this site, they are all for killing and blood and guts.

Sex is just horrible! The US in a nutshell for ya...

[maniacmayhem]

MS didn't block it, that is up to the parents and the parental controls for the Xbox.

By the way US has the largest and most successful porn industry. The US produces a ton of porn content for the world to enjoy.

So yes, the US in a nutshell.

You're welcome.

[Wikkid666]

Site isn't blocked. You just can't stream the videos so what's the point.

[Bimkoblerutso]

I was with you until you decided to generalize the ENTIRE nation.

We've got a messed up studio/ratings system. THAT'S IT. It's a bunch of old, curmudgeonly white dudes that are not democratically elected that sit around and arbitrarily decide what is "offensive" to the general public.

Most Americans like sex just as much as anyone else in the world, I assure you.

[_LarZen_]

Yeah you are right, to easy and fast to generalize. I am sorry about that.

[PirateThom]

Party chat will never be the same again...

[Nes_Daze]

I thought Party chat was broken...

[sandman224]

Great you just gave young kids the web address. That's just wrong.

[sjaakiejj]

You talk as if they don't already know that web address... If they found N4G, I can almost guarantee you that they found YouPorn, or similar sites, as well.

[sandman224]

Oh of course....... I use you porn all the time. It works well on smart phones, but you're only allowed to watch 5 videos a day :-(

[Nes_Daze]

So soon I can watch porn on my xbox360?! So I can watch porn on my computer, phone, PS3, and now on xbox, Great News!.....-_-

[MxRBrobaFett]

My upcoming game wish list magically doesn't seem to matter anymore...

[nevin1]

Im surprised no "Better with Kinect" jokes.

[tuanmatized]

anyone know her name?

[banjadude]

I don't know her name, but a bigger picture can be found here:

http://coedmagazine.com/200...

Thank you Tineye!

[Psychotica]

I believe her name is Charlotte Stokely

[banjadude]

I thought she looked familiar.. Thanks!

[kingPoS]

Ever since the internet became openly accessible on almost anything with a net connection, porn has been right there with it. For those with young kids try passwording the browser. It certainly helped on the ps3 and it might work on the xbox too.

[2pacalypsenow]

whos that girl in the article photo?

[banjadude]

Thank you Tineye!

http://coedmagazine.com/200...

Unfortunately, no name.

[Jason_Tanner]

I'll pass.

[ozzywazzy]

xbox back on the map.

[urwifeminder]

Ahh porn the saviour of bluray .

[modesign]

xhamster is better

[Jirachi]

Uh doesn't microsoft own google? so why not give us google chrome? it's way better than IE,imo.

[Gamerita]

N4G is all about games & sex. but why sex ? there is young gamers here ??

[Alkaline1240]

saw this in the feed when it first got on N4G this morning. I knew it would be the top story by the end of the day. Pretty pathetic.

[Saturne3]

gamers need something else to talk about besides RE6 poor outcome even its irrelevant.

[BigStef71]

Porn bringing fanboys together lmao

[rezzah]

+ bubs, thats just hilarious.

[BigStef71]

Thanks:).I returned the favor;). I just wish I would have seen this article sooner so more people could have seen my comment lmao. Hopefully more people do lol

[optimus]

The real reason microsoft won't allow it is because they would have to restructure their repair policy to include "jizzm" and that's just too much work...

Xbox support- "how can i help you today?"
Little Jimmy- "my xbox keeps freezing."
Xbox support- "ok, what were you doing?"
Little jimmy- "playing"
Xbox support- "playing what?"
Little jimmy- "playing with myself...while watching some videos in the browser...i got some kind of glue all over it."
Xbox support- "okaaay"

[TemplarDante]

As a Psychologist, I suggest making sure you Xbox 360 home Entertainment console is well ventillated by the t.v in your bedroom at all times.

[Vizion26]

Pornography is evil. People should repent from watching porn. It debases people to animals and it is degrading.

We all know it is wrong and considering all of us are going to be judged by Jesus Christ - the King of Kings and Lord of Lords - I think it would be wise to repent.

[TemplarDante]

Vizion26, I agree with you, Porn is evil.
As Christians, we know right from wrong.
So, its free will that determines if we stay on the right path or stray on the wrong.

Revelation 22:11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

In the End, people will account for their actions.Its not our job to police them, just tell them its not right. Their to make their own choice.

[rezzah]

Nothing is evil nor good. And we are animals, but we also have the most diverse social skills in the animal kingdom. That is our weapon; it isn't our strength, speed, or eyesight.

An analogy of people not being animals is the equivalent to a bird not being an animal because it can fly.

People should not repent, unless if it is their belief that they should repent. If you watch porn, you repent. If a non-religious person watches porn they should not repent unless if it is their will to do so, not yours. If your force your beliefs strongly onto others it will only make them hate your belief.

[Jason_Tanner]

"Nothing is evil nor good. And we are animals.."

I'm sure that's exactly the kind of mentality that leads men to exterminate other races without a second thought, liberates their consciences to perform horrific medical experiments on innocent people in the name of "science".

Your philosophy is total bullshit, but I'm sure you'll figure that out soon enough, unless of course your just a piece of sh-t sociopath without any feelings, empathy or love for any person besides yourself.

[DarkBlood]

lol come on guys i believe in god too but this is not the place to be preaching the currently debatable sin

[FarCryLover182]

It came to Xbox, as did I.

[William5150]

my reaction---> http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[memphis2]

guess now you can masturbate before or after playing a game hahaha

[Ramon3MR]

Sadly the video quality of YouPorn isn't that great. Here's hoping there's support for Pornsharia...they actually have HD content.

[profgerbik]

Not trying to insult anyone, if you like Porn that is your prerogative by all means. Hell even I watch it sometimes, but honestly to those saying it helps make sex better.

That is total rubbish to me, if anything after watching Porn I just feel dirty.. I guess I just think way too deeply about why these people are whoring themselves on camera to begin with. Usually it is not a good experience that lead them to a life of sex, I swear nearly 80% of the Porn chicks I have known, which is a lot because I actually used to hang out with mainly everyone from Burning Angel before it blew up. Anyway back to the story, they usually all were raped or had some hideous sexual encounter when they were too young, which leads them to being very promiscuous.

There is a deep psychological aspect of Porn that I just cannot get past, every time after, I just feel bad for the people let alone this perception of society humans have created.

I have tried watching it with a significant other and the only thing it honestly did was turn me off badly. In some doses it can be ok but Porn by no means is truly a good thing. People have the right to do what they please, of course but it is the series of events that lead them to do these things that usually are really fucked up to begin with, things you would never wish upon anyone.

So that is how I look at it, maybe watching porn while you have sex helps you but it for sure has never helped me, I enjoy being with someone I love. The last thing I want running through my head is how screwed up this world is and especially the view it has provided for women, which sadly many blindly follow.

Not even porn stars tell me this but girls I know who do webcam stuff and girls I have just simply dated and connected with also said the only reason they want attention so badly is literally because they never had a father figure, were raped when younger or were mistreated horribly by old boyfriends.. it's just endless and I have yet to hear a good story from someone who is a true nympho. It is never simply "I just like to have Sex." it is just hard to be turned on by that no matter what they do, know the reasons behind it all. I am sorry.

Like I said, I guess I think way too much into it, as I am sure others don't but oddly I care too much about people even those I'll never meet.

To me sex is also the best natural drug we could be given, it just sucks to see people abuse it like everything else. I have never enjoyed constant sex, it was always the most intimate and personal times with someone that were the most memorable, not ones at parties, watching porn together, or even trying to watch webcams together which I also tried.

Just doesn't do it for me at all, it is honestly even very hard for me to get off on porn period and trust me I love women to death, everything about them. I just can't look past the psychological point of it all, which If you honestly have had a bunch of friends in the industry or people who really are into that.. I am sure you also have found out that a huge majority of those people have some really disturbing stories about why they crave sex and attention so much in the first place, almost always happened when they were too young also.

[DarkBlood]

i understand where your going with this, while its a physiological and biological thing for a human to do more or less of

part of your paragraph makes it sound like its as bad as drugs thats going to kill you

[california]

Xbox fanboys becoming fanmen.

[claud3]

So glad I never fell for this crap.... how sad do you have to be, to sign up to this garbage and think you will get something out if it.

Its a joke and believing it. Makes it even worse

[girevik]

So is this called Youporn's Master Beta? :p I wonder how many gamerpoints you can...hmmm.....earn?

[claud3]

So sad and pathetic. Really why is this even an article

[deno]

Completely agree. Society is filthy these days.

[TemplarDante]

I agree, Deno. 100%

[Angainor7]

i saw what you did there microsoft xD

[Run_bare]

About time something like this happen, nothing to be embarrassed about.

[ShadowKingx]

i am going to laugh my but if one xbox blocks yourporn period.

2. if there an article about how someone had a black xbox and now its white and he didn’t paint it using paint.

[Psychotica]

Oh great, now the controllers might be sticky when I start playing

[Jason_Tanner]

Just what gamers need next to an overabundant amount of violence is the blatant exploitation of women leading them to see females as sex objects rather than fellow human beings.