Diablo 3 First Nude Patch Undresses Female Demon Hunter

Diablo 3 players who really like the female demon hunter, will most likely care for a nude patch. PC Games spotted the first mod download.

[Krew_92]

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[TotalSynthesisX]

Well said.

[MaxXAttaxX]

An unnecessary and hardly enjoyable patch since all characters in Diablo look like ants on screen anyway.

I would have preferred a patch that fixes issues with the game first, but instead the PC community had to make nude mods first, like in almost every game lol.

[ATi_Elite]

PIXEL Pron!

Nice Hooker boots!!!

[TopDudeMan]

You have to wonder how they got this story approved with that image.

[adorie]

@TopDudeMan

I don't have to wonder. This was developed by Blizzard Irvine. You won't see enough detail to warrant a NSFW, where if it was designed by Blizzard North, we probably would have seen areola, detailed shadows around the genital area.

Why do I say this? well.. I remember reading an interview how D3, before becoming a WoW Dungeon Crawler, was supposed to be more towards photo realism and how Blizz North and Blizz Irvine had their own distinct visual art styles...

[BlmThug]

How sad does one have to be to download such patch

[Snookies12]

Oh there are people... Very very sad people...

*goes to download*

Lol! No really, there are probably a lot more people than you'd think downloading stuff like this. They'd just never admit to it.

[MagicAccent]

I bet you just downloaded it ;)

[DJLB2115]

@ blmthug

u dont have to be sad to download this, everyone loves titties! or at least they should lol. i cant speak for the guys who make same sex relationships on star wars or mass effect with men. when there is a nude patch for guys they will download that :/

i cant fux w diablo 3 tho. not my style

[Shane Kim]

I don't have the game, but I'm going to downoald it anyway. That's how hony Shane Kim is.

[ziggurcat]

i think the better question is how sad does one have to be to *make* the patch?

[calibann]

This is just the PC gaming community in a nutshell. Nude mods first. Then patches to make the game better.

[Ducky]

... are you saying that these mods don't make the game better?

[RedDead]

Nude mods are quicker and easier than unofficial patches

[SilentNegotiator]

@reddead

Not necessarily. It can be easier to fix a simple programming mistake than create a new skin or animation, for example.

[calibann]

@FatOldMan Nude mods ruin the mystery. I remember when I was 13, positioning the camera up your characters skirt, or facing a wall so the camera is trapped 3 inches from her chest.

[Darth_Bane79]

FAP

[SPAM-FRITTER-123]

how did you get a Well Said bubble?

when i said consoles were garbage i never got one.

[StraightPath]

PC gamers can be very sad

[Isis06]

Well, the same can be said about console gamers and news reporters.

[iamlegend9999]

I am so getting this game now. xD

[guitarded77]

lonleyMan_patch_6.9

Download it now!!!

[TheGameFoxJTV]

It's diablo 3. It was a game for the loney anyways. Either you were already lonely when you got it; or you forgot about you real life friends due to the addiction.

[Blastoise]

Im on it!

[SPAM-FRITTER-123]

JealousConsoleGamerRage_patch_ P.S3

download it now!!!

[Solid_Snake37]

Diablo 3 are coming to consoles you know

[MAJ0R]

Well, hmm, interesting...

[DivineAssault]

eventually the boobies will come.. its perverted but i must say, i wish console games had patches like that.. it makes the games much more appealing.. i cant afford a high powered pc for the games i would like to play at their fullest potential so oh well.. i hope the ppl who can afford them enjoy these treats

[Tonester925]

lol uhh.... well... this patch only makes the game appealing to weirdos and doesn't make the game any "better" lol Treats? Please have a real girlfriend and not a virtual one lol

[DivineAssault]

ummm i have a couple girls (not tied down) but it doesnt matter.. My last girlfriend i was with for 2 years but i still watched porn & still think this is a cool patch.. so unless ur pu**ywhipped, theres nothing wrong with looking at the menu.. doesnt mean u have to order

[Laxman]

"theres nothing wrong with looking at the menu.. doesnt mean u have to order"

Yeah man, that might be alright to say if you were talking real people, but you're claiming games are better if the girls are naked... Video game girls. Fake, Computer Generated women...

[vortis]

10 Japanese guys disagreed with you.

[Tonester925]

@Vortis I just don't get it. Maybe it's just my mindset of not getting turned on by computer graphics lol

@Laxman Crazy world that we live in.

[TotalSynthesisX]

See the Samus nude mod on the Wii's Smash Bros Brawl.

[Thatguyinthesuit]

I really don't see myself ever using any of these despite the perverted man that I am, in games it just feels ridiculously out of place.

[Zha1tan]

Blizzard executive meeting:

"Diablo III has so many game breaking bugs! our shares are going to plummet and we will be out on the street within months!"

"Yeah! we need to find a meangingful way to reach out to our customers and let them know we care! anyone have any suggestions?"

Janitor in the corner of the room: "Boobs....."

-slow moment of silence-

*applause*

"Quickly! get this man a suit!"

[devilhunterx]

You win an internet!

[Run_bare]

hahaha.. that make me laugh.. hahaha

[insomnium2]

OMG that's funny! We have a winner!

[BISHOP-BRASIL]

You just won a funny bubble!

[Relientk77]

Amazing

[sprinterboy]

Gamers who download nude mods are sad and give us cool gamers who go out to bars and night clubs and have fun in life too a bad nerdy rep like the 80s lol

[Zha1tan]

Im 2.2 rated on WoW,

it makes the ladies wet at the bar.

[insomnium2]

AHHAAAAHAHAHA!! This is the best news in a long time. People come out with fun stuff unlike in most news. Carry on!

[Zha1tan]

the real puller though is when I tell them my DPS is over 9000, they hitch a ride back in my taxi...

[WitWolfy]

My GF just wants to climb through the walls when I mention Mass Effect 3's ending for the millionth time... So yes I would say I am a geek..

[Darth_Bane79]

Bars? Clubs? What is that? I got no time for such nonsense!! I got Gear to collect in DCUO!!

[HenryFord]

You are aware how stupid that sounds, aren't you? "Give us cool gamers" - yeah... you're obviously a cool gamer.

[limewax]

Wasn't aware that going to bars and nightclubs is what makes a person cool :s Maybe I should light a cigarette too to level up to uber cool right?

What if that person doesn't drink and has epilepsy so can't go to a nightclub? is that person automatically not cool? or are you just looking into what makes a person cool way too hard?

To me a cool person is someone who is friendly and easy to talk to, no social image required.

[Lord_Sloth]

Why is this sort of thing almost always in the 1st Patch or Mod you ever hear about for so many PC games? It's no wonder gamers can't be taken seriously. XXXP

[Kyosuke_Sanada]

Make one for Lollipop Chainsaw and then we are in business....

[mttrackmaster38]

Too bad it's not on pc.

[mttrackmaster38]

What's the point of a nude mod in a game with isometric view? You wouldn't even be able to see your character's privates 90% of the time (unless you're gawking at the character selection screen..weirdo). Why can't you guys be like normal outcasts and look at porn?

[PAYNEinc85]

One helluva waste of time.

[Bladesfist]

You think this is weird? I know someone with nude mods for the witch in left4dead.

[Legion]

Stop linking to sites that need google translate!!!! This site blows!!!1

[HenryFord]

Generally the site is rather good (if you can speak german), but I have to agree that the translation stuff simply sucks.

[acemonkey]

PC gaming the best b.c theres nudes mods lol

[Jirachi]

Idk,I like nude patches but this isn't very well done imo.

[girlwithturn]

Looks like nude patches for Quake 3. I mean it looks awfully today.

[ilikeyou]

nothing replaces the real thing this is just a gimmick...

[DJLB2115]

WTF u people are senseless lol how u gonna give 20+ agrees to someone who says nothing!.............? really lol maybe thats how presidents get elected lol

[pandehz]

Get a profile pic first

[feeter]

I think i know someone who would download it... hes pervy like that... I would since I dont have the game... If i did then Im still not sure if i would... girlfriends always find ways of seeing this stuff

[DJLB2115]

hey guys u cant play the game while ur hands are on ur shaft jackin it lol u gotta choose one. play the game or jack it. i think i know which one most of u are doing. pc gamer= pussy challenged gamer

4 the record, i talk shit about pc gamers sometimes, but if they had a way 2 do this 4 lollipop chainsaw i probly would LOL

pornhub FTW

[Darth_Bane79]

puff! there goes another bubble..

[Darth_Bane79]

fap fap fap

[Roccetarius]

I can understand that people need a virtual fix, but D3 has horrible view distance for this.

I guess porn is porn these days.

[Lou Ferrigno]

no matter what your situation is... this is just strait badassary period. :)-

[Plagasx]

Forever Alone...

[Flyingelephant]

now release the patch where she sits on your face

[Kratoscar2008]

I hope for some nude patches for Langrisser swartzz, im not too much into western mmorpgs, i prefer anime based ones.

[SpaceGhost]

Can we get a vote down button here on N4G cause this is NOT news this is crap, I am tried of shit being front page news

[hano]

I don't know what all the comments are about that people downloading this are sad or alone.

I'm recently married but I love me some naked mods. I have downloaded tons of them for Skyrim. Some outfits are amazing like the Metal Bikini. Of course, I don't show my character in its full glory to the missus.

[RedSoakedSponge]

this is top news?

jesus christ....

[shackdaddy]

Wow guys, really? Hottest article on N4G?

[Vettur]

I understand that people will allways want to "stimulate" themselves, but do they really have to do it in diablo 3? It just seems pretty stupid to me, but I guess it's not really that much wrong with it :P

[deletingthis34675334]

So I am guessing some nerds never been with a woman before and need to rely on a non-existent computer game character just to get their fix. As for me I find it much easier to walk out of the basement and find a real girlfriend that would suck my dick while I play video games, than creating some crappy mod that uncovers a pair of pixellated virtual boobs, but hey, you can't speak for these losers.

[No_Pantaloons]

I dont understand.. if you dl this, you have internet.... which means you could get far better for less effort.

[DivineAssault]

whoever denies that its cool is just lying to themselvess & probably likes it the most.. no1 is saying to get off on it or anything but its a nice feature..

[Hassassin]

Wait... MODs are supported????