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Fake Breaking News: The Real Reason PSN Is Down

A fake but funny re-telling, of the crisis that lead to PSN's security breach.

Dart894727d ago

Lol after all the bad articles this gave me a laugh xDDDD.

Menech4727d ago

I was going to read Sir but then this wall of text crit me for over 9000....

TheREAL-HyDRo1x4727d ago

Lucky you... you saved yourself a ridiculous stupid read. This should be in the blog section... waste of my time, and everyone else's as well.

jke824726d ago

this is complete shit this is def not front page news

Pain4726d ago

I always thought PSN going down on 4/20 was cuz some stoner tripped on a power cable and they still cant figure what cable was unplugged..

saladthieves4726d ago

"SON OF A MAG!?" has just been added to my dictionary. :)

IGAMEHARD4726d ago

dont we have enough fake breaking news on n4g?

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Menech4727d ago

Why LOL you're own submission which you just wrote do you find yourself that funny?

EminemAt3AM4727d ago

Yes, I do find myself that funny......You got a problem with that?

Menech4727d ago

Not really however it is a little vain.

Etseix4727d ago

i got to be honest, i found myself laughing a LOT more to the poll's votes.

When do you think PSN will be back online?

SPARTA!!!!!!!

khamvongsa094727d ago

I thought this was pretty funny.. Not "LOL" funny but pretty funny if you know what I mean? But this isn't really news so...

DarkSpawnClone4727d ago

LMAO cool story bro ;D .. man we need psn back... DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!!!!

RankFTW4726d ago (Edited 4726d ago )

The first few lines were funny but then I got bored and made myself a sandwich.

Cenobia4726d ago

That presentation makes it clear that you purchased your sandwich at a local Deli.

You LIAR!

RankFTW4726d ago

Haha you busted me, damn!

SlipperyMooseCakes4726d ago

Yo dude I just love your name and Icon. I can't wait for Bad Meets Evil! :)

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SlipperyMooseCakes4727d ago

PlayStation fan fiction now, really?

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Ranking the Devil May Cry Series

VGChartz's Mark Nielsen: "Upon finally finishing Devil May Cry 5 recently - after it spent several years on my “I’ll play that soon” list - I considered giving it a fittingly-named Late Look article. However, considering that this was indeed the final piece I was missing in the DMC puzzle, I decided to instead take this opportunity to take a look back at the entirety of this genre-defining series and rank the entries. What also made this a particularly tempting notion was that while most high-profile series have developed fairly evenly over time, with a few bumps on the road, the history of Devil May Cry has, at least in my eyes, been an absolute roller coaster, with everything from total disasters to action game gold."

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VersusDMC9m ago

First to last for me...3,4,5,1,2.

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10 Weirdest Video Games of All Time

Plenty of unforgettable games have completely messed up their players throughout the years, all the way back from the PS1 days to the dark recesses of the modern internet.

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JonTheGod1d 4h ago

Why are the Katamari games not on the list??

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70 percent of devs unsure of live-service games sustainability

With so many games fighting for players' attention and interest losing out over time, time sink games are at risk of eventually losing steam.

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thorstein2d ago

It was worrisome to begin with.

It's a niche genre with only a handful of hits that can stand the test of time.

Cacabunga1d 4h ago

I like the sound of that!! I will for sure never support these gaas games.
Sony must be shocked at gamer's reaction, making them cancel a few of these and hopefully go back to the good heavy hitters they had us used to..
now bring on that PSPro reveal and show us some SP 1st party awesomeness.

CrimsonWing692d ago

What’s to be unsure of!? Look at the ratio of success to failure!

DarXyde1d 7h ago

It's pretty ridiculous.

Imagine having a breadth of data at your disposal to see the statistically low success rate of these games, only to be laser focused on the exceptional case studies.

shinoff21831d 23h ago

Yes. Stop all the live service bs.

jznrpg1d 23h ago

Only a few will catch on. You need a perfect storm to be successful in GaaS and a bit of luck on top of that. But a potential cash cow will keep them trying and some will go out of business because of it.

MIDGETonSTILTS171d 22h ago

Helldivers 2 manages just fine…

Keep production costs low… don’t just make custscenes until the mechanics and enemies are perfected first.

Make so much content that you can drip extra content for years, and the game already feels complete without them.

Most importantly: make weapons, enemies, levels, and mechanics that will stand the test of 1000 hours. This might require more devs embracing procedurally generated leveled, which I think separates Helldivers 2 from Destiny’s repetitiveness.

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