Here is my list of the funniest and most ridiculous fanboy quotes on N4G - Note: all quotes are real and no usernames will be given. -
In no particular order:
1. "See, everyone says N4G is over run by sony fanboys. I call BS. We have 1 or 2 people that are hardcore spammers with multiple accounts, but you xbots are all over the damn place."
2. "You have a bunch of site affiliated with MS is some way writing negative storys about Sony on a weekly basis"
3. "LoL, I dont have to own a 360 to bash it."
4. "You know me - love me some Sony"
5. "As a PS3 lover"
6. "Cant you kids stop with the digs? You dont like PS3, we get it. Guess what... PS3 only owners dont like Xbox either"
7. "Who cares what these half hack reviewers think. Who knows if they hate PS3 or are pp reviewing or if MS paid them"
8. "Gaming on 360,now THAT'S a risk. It's like playing russian roulette with one bullet and 3 chambers"
9. "this POS reviewer scored gow 3 with 7.5/10 just so it can fell to 92 on metacritic. i think he's paid by microsoft"
10. "im on PSN from 12 pm (daily wake up time) till 3am (my bed time)"
11. "I'm sorry, but flipping the controller up to reload is the best use of the Sixaxis. This should be used in all shooters."
12. "The resident xbots on this site waged a war years ago on anyone who liked anything Sony. Its now backfired and everyone cries about it. Xtards started this mess instead of just being gamers.... so now the backlash is here and it isnt going anywhere" - (S*** just got real lol)
13. "I agree, the graphics on halo:reach is like looking at a fat kid with cake, its just ugly"
14. "So while its mandatory for the PS3 version to have an install to run, its an option on the 360 for smoother gameplay. Also the install on the 360 is mandatory" - (lolwut?)
15. "You know why they call it x360 cause when you see it you turn 360 degree and walk away"
16. "Sony needs to punch Microsoft in the face ! hy Microsoft sticks to PS3 ? leave PS3 alone man go live ! Xbox 360 Live !!!! Go fish MS"
17. "Wow Im scared Im thinking will Sony do that to PS3 owners ????? Xbox snitch ! nintendo snitch ! Sony not snitch but expecting to be a snitch"
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Sons of Valhalla is an exceptional 2D side-scroller action game that challenges players' strategic approach and skills management.
The armadillo returns.
I personally do remember Infogrames in the years prior to merger. They really did have a portfolio that stuck out and I enjoyed. I wonder what value they see in reviving it now though?
Sony is apparently experimenting with an AI tool that will play the game for you when you are grinding away. A PlayStation patent for “auto-play” mode would simulate your gameplay style in certain environments and apply them to skip that section completely. This technology would likely be built directly into the cloud-based PlayStation Network and be a new feature that subscribers would have access to.
Hah! Either will never happen or publishers will charge you to use this AI. This concept would only exacerbate the problem we already have with GaaS.
doesnt that concept already exist tho?
buy dlc to get a ahead in games? money, weapon and exp dlc come to mind but yeh. one more thing for them.to potentially charge for.
Usually, for GaaS/Seasonal games, you'll have to perform actions to earn specific in-game currency to buy things for events. Then they sell the currency with real cash or a third-currency to then buy the in-game currency items (it's honestly truly bloated to hide that they're cheating you out of money). With this, they'll just give you items if you do something 50 times or the like and then charge you to have the game play it for you. It's better, right? No currency shenanigans, just play the game and we reward you! But, the truth is they'll inflate the amount of times you have to play through content just to get the same thing.
Why?
Why not just remove the Grindy part?
I hope it's not an excuse to make them worse, but optional if you pay
This IGN blogger mode will allow 'reviewers' to play games like rest of us.
I will never forget watching GamingBolts spoiler video for Horizon FW and realizing they never played it. Made me wonder if they play games at all.
Reminds me of those 24 hours races in gran Turismo 4 having your PlayStation play for you.
But realistically if you have to use any of these for Grundy games there's a bigger underlying problem of the game not respecting your time in the first place.
Grind for game length is a real problem in my view
I have a sudden urge to help contribute for your next blogs on this subject matter :P. n4g's always filled with funny posts.
Lol one of my comments are up there!
lol!
BRING BACK THE OPEN ZONE
Two can play at that game.
Why would a delay be a bad thing? GT5 (from what I've read) has a few technical issues. A delay would be beneficial. #7
If new PS3 owners weren't paying for it, it would cease to exist. Best Buy have ruined notion that new PS3 owners are smart consumers. #1.1
HD remakes = No hope of backwards compatibility returning to PS3 EVER!
This whole HD remake situation on the PS3 (to me) is like, collecting water from around a mountain, boiling it and selling it to mountain folk (who collect water the same way except it isn't boiled.....yet).
Has anyone ever wondered why there were no PSone collections (with extra features etc) on the PS2? Yep you guessed it, the PS2 was backwards compatible.
What does ... #7
Guerrilla Games: Not Many People Completed Killzone 2
I'm guilty of that, I didn't really enjoy KZ2 (single player & multi player) so I traded it in 1 week later. I MAY give KZ3 a try (maybe rent it and if I like it then I'll buy it). #30
This won't stop me from downloading PS3 games from torrent sites I'm afraid. But, good luck too Sony :)
edit @xino below:
Yep, PS3 hack articles such as "You can now jailbreak your PS3 with the DS3" ALWAYS get reported by the same people often they report the SAME submission more than once and it fails.
And yet articles about PC/360 piracy ie: "Halo: Reach leaked to torrent sites" ALWAYS get approved. Why? take a g... #8
I wouldn't say reviews "suck", they are a good starting point when deciding which games to buy. Metacritic for example is good source for overall scores. But knowing which review sites to trust is tricky.
A few instances with sites like Gamespot and (I think) Giantbomb or IGN (Konami offered to send the reviewer(s) - who were going to review MGS4 - to Tokyo on an all expenses paid trip to meet Hideo Kojima or something, which they agreed too) made me think twice... #6
When I download/install firmware updates on my PS3 they NEVER completely go from 1-100%, it gets to about 60% and restarts. Weird! Also it's clear that the "CELL" is male because of it's inability to multi-task with simple things.
Firmware updates are great imo. Take the XBox dashboard for instants, it was completely revamped through firmware (design, function, features etc). But there are times when firmware updates seem pointless especially when they bring... #10.3
For the Xbox version are you just going to list all your comments...