This is parody review his kidding you guys. If someone was really serious in giving a turd 9.5 they got bad taste n low expectations of games. ..@divine yes thi is the reality people are butthurt
While I don't completely disagree I will say that as someone who bought this game along with BO2, it's worth no where near $50. I also think they could have come up with a better run mechanic cuz pressing the analog forward while pressing down on the dpad is a pain.I do blame myself as I never inquired about the price cuz I figured it's a vita game so it'll be $39.99 at most. Definitely learned my lesson. Check before u buy.
OK. I better go buy this asap then. Didint realise this was one of the best games ever made. I was under the impresion it was a turd churned out by a horrible dev in 5 months. I thought it was under an hour long and its only real offering was the MP which is small, glitchy, and uses old maps shrunk down. Man was i wrong. Glad you PS guys got together and decided to quit bashing COD as tired played out dlc and start praising this as the instant classic it is. Now that its an exclusive Vita game with not even a quarter of the content, polish, and graphics its suddenly the best thing since cooked up crack. Cant wait to get this!!!
I might just buy 2 copies so i can not play the co-op it doesnt include and have twice the dissapointment. The hostiles are so jerky and the AI is so bad they may as well be zombies because i couldnt tell the difference anyways. SCORE!!!
So this game is almost perfect then? As good as say Halo 4, Red Dead, or MGS4?! Either you were on some REALLY good drugs when you played this, or you're one of those people who cant stomach the idea of your fav console being host to an absolute dud of a game. Dont get me wrong, im glad youre enjoying it. But Im even more glad you arent a proffesional game reviewer!
Yes, as is any review. And some reviews need to be taken with a pinch of salt. This one needs a truck load of salt.
Lines like this show the reviewer is trying too hard to make the game seem better than it is -
'Immediatly I was filled with enjoyment, fun, and smiles.'
'Joy and laughter was all you can hear'
'With 6 maps it only keeps you wanting more already.'
I mean, seriously? I got an image in my head of some complete loon, with a demented grin, sitting in his car throwing glitter all around the place singing 'I'm so happy!'.
"After leaving the store and getting into my car, I slid the game into my Playstation Vita" You shouldn't play the Vita when you're driving...unless driving helps to distract you from the awful game your playing. But seriously, Black Ops Declassified is the kind of game that would make you drive into oncoming traffic :)
Overall, I really liked the game too. Glad to see a positive review.
Of course, they will be hard copies and not the download version though.
I might just buy 2 copies so i can not play the co-op it doesnt include and have twice the dissapointment. The hostiles are so jerky and the AI is so bad they may as well be zombies because i couldnt tell the difference anyways. SCORE!!!
Either you were on some REALLY good drugs when you played this, or you're one of those people who cant stomach the idea of your fav console being host to an absolute dud of a game.
Dont get me wrong, im glad youre enjoying it. But Im even more glad you arent a proffesional game reviewer!
Lines like this show the reviewer is trying too hard to make the game seem better than it is -
'Immediatly I was filled with enjoyment, fun, and smiles.'
'Joy and laughter was all you can hear'
'With 6 maps it only keeps you wanting more already.'
I mean, seriously? I got an image in my head of some complete loon, with a demented grin, sitting in his car throwing glitter all around the place singing 'I'm so happy!'.
But this review...
Overall 9.5?
C'mon its bad joke,absolutely not-authentic!
You shouldn't play the Vita when you're driving...unless driving helps to distract you from the awful game your playing. But seriously, Black Ops Declassified is the kind of game that would make you drive into oncoming traffic :)