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Reverent  +   631d ago
Gamingbolt...? Eh... Guys, is it worth it? Or are all 10 of their choices on seperate pages like usual for them?
UnHoly_One  +   631d ago
Yup, 10 different pages. lol
vickers500  +   631d ago | Helpful
Here's what the image captions all say, just imagine some random screenshot of the game attached to them:

FC3- Has Cell phone with connection; doesn't call for help
Bo2- Russians Attacking With Helicopters and Tanks? We better attack straight on with horses
Borderlands2-Wants you to collect $9 from a guy; Rewards you with a gun worth $2000
Dishonored-Accused of Murder; Proves innocence by murdering everyone
ME3-Being chased by reapers? Just orbit a planet
AC3-Changes name so nobody knows he's native american; still wears native american clothes
RE6-Safest, most reliable way of killing zombies? Melee attack
Halo4-Discovers highly advanced ancient technology never before seen by mankind; instantly knows how to reload and fire
Diablo3: Repair Cost 27,000; quest reward 800
Hitman: Has barcode on main character; doesn't put it on box art to confuse checout clerks

Hopefully that saved some of you a few clicks
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ab5olut10n  +   631d ago
Thanks. I'd hate to support these clowns or whatculture for that matter.
SilentNegotiator  +   631d ago
+1 helpful

Bless you, sir.
Abdou23  +   630d ago
+1
crackforgangstas  +   630d ago
Thank you for that, they're scamming for site hits... this type of thing should be illegal, lol
ZombieNinjaPanda  +   630d ago
Cancer of the highest degree. There's awful, and then there's what this "article" just wrote.
BlindGuardian  +   631d ago
those are not memes, they're individual jokes, for joke to be a meme it needs to be recurring with small variations, not a one time thing like these
Rivitur  +   631d ago
Same thing I was thinking... I started reading and was thinking to myself why the hell would this be repeated over and over again in a game.
Mutant-Spud  +   631d ago
They're puns really or an attempt at ironic observational humour, memes are self replicating ideas or concepts, like slogans or buzz words. Memes are usually linguistic tools designed with a particular goal in mind, such as in advertising or political campaigning.
DeeZee  +   630d ago
Yeah, putting these lists on 10 pages is just a cheap way to get 10x pageviews for the article.
LOOK_AT_THIS_I  +   631d ago
Separate pages far from hilarious
solar  +   631d ago
"changes name so no knows he's native american"

yikes.
PhantomT1412  +   631d ago
Besides, I think it was more about having a name easier to say than hiding his identity...
Campy da Camper  +   631d ago
It's like a bunch of monkeys are sitting in a basement and trying to come up with ideas that will give them enough click revenue for another bag of Doritios and a 6 pack of Mountain Dew. Here, have some of mine for free...

Amnesia Dark Decent: Teeth chattering yet doesn't use pliers on table to rip them out.

Super Mario Brothers: Girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped yet doesn't call Liam Nielson.

Fatal Frame: Ghosts appear when taking pictures yet doesn't just buy a webcam to use remotely.

See, and all on one page!
blackstrr411  +   630d ago
Halo's meme is true
ziggurcat  +   630d ago
none of these memes are actually funny :(
ShAkKa  +   630d ago
None of these memes are actually memes.

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