It looks just as bad at the other Uwe Moviez I really dunno how these actors can prostitute themselves like that by becoming Uwe Balls... I wouldn't personally feature in any of his films not even for a billion dollars...well, maybe two would suffice, but not less ;)
i would rather watch a HORRIBLE Uwe Boll film then play a crap game on either the POS3 or the Xfaulty 3brainwashedconsumers
but most of all i think people want to play the MAJESTIC Wii with great games such as Ninjabread Man 2 and Barbies Horse Adventures (better than DMC4 and Halo 3 combined)
someday someday movie makers will pay for their horrible renditions of games, there should be a recap of what video game movie a director/producer made at his funeral so everyone knows.
Also one day there will be a good video game movie with real actors a man can dream...
man whats with these damn movies.....like the worst crap ever and the people in them are not even good enough to make a cheap pron let alone a good box office hit
He is making them cheaply and gaining a proftit off of them and apparently the game studios that give away their license to the film don't give a crap.
Uwe is fast. Dungeon Siege just came out and Postal isn't even out but we have trailer for his war movie Tunnel Rats along with this one. He is fast. I give him that.
I was hoping to see the ScrewAttacks guys (Yes, they star in this film... as scientists...).
And sadly, Uwe isn't stopping. His Dungeon Siege film just bombed and his Postal and Far Cry are coming before summer!
I just hope God of War and MGS movies don't into his hands.
this guy is the stupid director he made movies from ok games and he do a verry bad job, shame on him cant he made his how scritp and make a new ip movie not from a game and made everybody hate him??? i fell bad for him...
ps... sorry for my bad speling
I really dunno how these actors can prostitute themselves like that by becoming Uwe Balls... I wouldn't personally feature in any of his films not even for a billion dollars...well, maybe two would suffice, but not less ;)
lol
do they let this hack make movies still?
but most of all i think people want to play the MAJESTIC Wii with great games such as Ninjabread Man 2 and Barbies Horse Adventures (better than DMC4 and Halo 3 combined)
someday movie makers will pay for their horrible renditions of games, there should be a recap of what video game movie a director/producer made at his funeral so everyone knows.
Also one day there will be a good video game movie with real actors a man can dream...
Seriously --> lol
Lol, if that sentence was used in the game, mainstream media would be all over it like rats on Sunday leftovers.
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and more shame. but if you're gonna sell rights to boll, you deserve what you get.
.....I think I just vomited a little.
why does he keep making movies? hasent he realize by now that he is TERRIBLE AT IT!!
I was hoping to see the ScrewAttacks guys (Yes, they star in this film... as scientists...).
I just hope God of War and MGS movies don't into his hands.
Oh and the hit sounds gotta go.
"You are just a simple boat man"
Wtf, this reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger in "the little tortilla boy" :D
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the acting is horrible
the action is horrible
the dialog is horrible
the transitions are horrible....
I would rather watch a marathon of "this old house" than 1 and half hours of this garbage...
/end rant
honestly who keeps giving him money to make these crappy movies!!
he made movies from ok games and he do a verry bad job, shame on him cant he made his how scritp and make a new ip movie not from a game and made everybody hate him??? i fell bad for him...
ps... sorry for my bad speling
I've seen most of the cast do much, much better work elsewhere. Damn shame.