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dilibau  +   2920d ago
It looks just as bad at the other Uwe Moviez
I really dunno how these actors can prostitute themselves like that by becoming Uwe Balls... I wouldn't personally feature in any of his films not even for a billion dollars...well, maybe two would suffice, but not less ;)
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Mwaan  +   2919d ago
"Uwe Balls"
gamesR4fun  +   2919d ago
do they let this hack make movies still?
ISA_Scum  +   2919d ago
*shakes head in disgust*
Reggie Fils- Aime  +   2919d ago
i would rather watch a HORRIBLE Uwe Boll film then play a crap game on either the POS3 or the Xfaulty 3brainwashedconsumers

but most of all i think people want to play the MAJESTIC Wii with great games such as Ninjabread Man 2 and Barbies Horse Adventures (better than DMC4 and Halo 3 combined)
Sheddi  +   2919d ago
pwnsause  +   2919d ago
another great game, killed. :(
Covenant  +   2919d ago
Wow...that was craptacular.
games4fun  +   2919d ago
someday movie makers will pay for their horrible renditions of games, there should be a recap of what video game movie a director/producer made at his funeral so everyone knows.

Also one day there will be a good video game movie with real actors a man can dream...
Phoebian  +   2919d ago
Seriously --> lol
iAmPS3  +   2919d ago
"Is that your gun?"

Lol, if that sentence was used in the game, mainstream media would be all over it like rats on Sunday leftovers.
Statix  +   2919d ago
OOG FunK  +   2919d ago
man whats with these damn the worst crap ever and the people in them are not even good enough to make a cheap pron let alone a good box office hit
Komrad  +   2919d ago
and more shame. but if you're gonna sell rights to boll, you deserve what you get.
socsca  +   2919d ago
"I haven't said anything about beeing normal"

.....I think I just vomited a little.
Dashmoney101  +   2919d ago
why does he keep making movies? hasent he realize by now that he is TERRIBLE AT IT!!
DeadlyFire  +   2919d ago
He is making them cheaply and gaining a proftit off of them and apparently the game studios that give away their license to the film don't give a crap.
MK_Red  +   2919d ago
Uwe is fast. Dungeon Siege just came out and Postal isn't even out but we have trailer for his war movie Tunnel Rats along with this one. He is fast. I give him that.

I was hoping to see the ScrewAttacks guys (Yes, they star in this film... as scientists...).
IzKyD1331  +   2919d ago
*sigh* another great game ruined by the likes of Uwe.....WHY DO THEY KEEP ASKING HIM TO DO VIDEOGAME MOVIES ANYWAY?!?!?!?!?
MK_Red  +   2919d ago
And sadly, Uwe isn't stopping. His Dungeon Siege film just bombed and his Postal and Far Cry are coming before summer!
I just hope God of War and MGS movies don't into his hands.
REALZILLA  +   2919d ago
kai_h  +   2919d ago
wow.... that was.... whoever made the trailer has really bad editing skills and it was really.. not intense.

Oh and the hit sounds gotta go.
nanometric  +   2919d ago
"I'm just a driver!"
"You are just a simple boat man"

Wtf, this reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger in "the little tortilla boy" :D

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gambare  +   2919d ago
Oh god... I felt bad when my GF ditch me but this makes me feel even worse. Thank you Uwe Boll, I actually can ignore big pains with your awful movies
dachiefsman  +   2919d ago
seriously who funds this shat....cause I really don't see how he actually makes money on such horrible movies...

the acting is horrible
the action is horrible
the dialog is horrible
the transitions are horrible....

I would rather watch a marathon of "this old house" than 1 and half hours of this garbage...

/end rant
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Fade_Walker  +   2919d ago
i never know a trailer could make me feel so sick :(

honestly who keeps giving him money to make these crappy movies!!
stuntman_mike  +   2919d ago
gotta be comedy of the year, because we all know uwe boll can make some great comedies anyone for alone in the dark now that was hilarious.
LinuxGuru  +   2919d ago
Uwe Boll's movies are about as attractive and appealing as a picture of an aborted fetus on a huge sign poster at an anti-abortion rally.
aco  +   2919d ago
A.B.C.D ohhh nooo not even close to D movie.... LOLL this look like crap... I Hope Uwe burn in helll.... Don't think even The Devil want him ...
ScottEFresh  +   2919d ago
I hate you Regis...but the Ninjabreadman2 and Barbie line had me rollin on the floor.
arakouftaian  +   2919d ago
this guy is the stupid director
he made movies from ok games and he do a verry bad job, shame on him cant he made his how scritp and make a new ip movie not from a game and made everybody hate him??? i fell bad for him...
ps... sorry for my bad speling
K33GAN  +   2919d ago
i'll have to not watch that movie
GlossGreen  +   2919d ago
Really sad thing is...
I've seen most of the cast do much, much better work elsewhere. Damn shame.

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