Sony Teaches Japanese Husbands How To Beg Their Wives for a PS4; Hilarity Ensues

You might think this is a joke, but it isn't. Sony japan really started a series of blog posts to inspire Japanese husbands to beg their wives for a PS4, and they're really hilarious.

[Zenith4k]

My wife got me this for Christmas and no word of a lie I was like a 10 year old. But after Christmas she told me the only reason she got it for me because I chewed her ear off for a whole year. It was one hell of a suprise. Thanks love

[christian hour]

Aaaah, incessant nagging, is there anything it can't achieve? By incessant nagging I of course mean Love :P

I dunno why but I imagined this conversation happening between The Yamadas from the Ghibli movie :P

I wonder how long it will be before someone online accuses them for enforcing sexist stereotypes or some such pc gone mad black and white craziness?

[choujij]

Nagging usually leads to results eventually. Beware though, they're not always the results you may expect. But in your case, you were successful!

[---stone---]

Crotch

[hkgamer]

lol, that read was more fun then i expected.

they should turn this into a manga. would be hilarious.

[user7402931]

lol thats funny, i dont need permission from any woman. ps4 will be in my home regardless.

@below me, nope im too fn sexy to be alone, but i can see how many many men would be jealous of me.

[masterfox]

Forever alone ? :(

[Death]

Beauty comes from within. Narcissim isn't as sexy as you think.

[iceman06]

BUT...are you too sexy for your shirt...too sexy for your shirt...so sexy it....oh...never mind!!!

[SilentNegotiator]

Yeah, and I don't have the problem of having to maintain a solid gold swimming pool....

[hiredhelp]

@below me, nope im too fn sexy to be alone, but i can see how many many men would be jealous of me.

WOW guess your best freind is your mirror huh.

[xX1NORM1Xx]

I read that as "Sony teaches Japanese husbands how to bang their wives" I was like WTAF XD

[Inception]

"Sony teaches Japanese husbands how to bang their wives for a PS4"

Dude, you cracked me up. Bubs+ XD

[MasterCornholio]

What's that a new Morpheus game?

LOL

[nunley33]

That is how it's done, not by begging. Do it right and she won't have the will or power to fight it.

[OtakuDJK1NG-Rory]

ps4 sales in Japan...... now I see

[LOL_WUT]

Still outperforming the WiiU ;)

[Reverie]

Still selling on kids hype and pr lies.

[OtakuDJK1NG-Rory]

And does it look like I care

And this is Japan we are talking and it selling like crap. Only outsold Wii U in its first three week. Since then it sold like crap.

[Fullmetalevolust]

Lol who do I have to beg to have my own PS4?? *plays coy*

OT: he should tell Mariko about project Morpheus and the upcoming games for the console.
Way to go Sony on promoting the PS4.

[Whirlwind_Fanfare_08]

LOL!

[Ripco_Keller]

This is what you do:

"Babe, I'm spending the money I earned on something I want."

If the response is anything other than "Ok." You find a new wife.

[AgentSmithPS4]

Disturbing, not hilarious. Human males (and females) should buy what they want. Save the begging for an attractive dominatrix...

#GrowaPairEpsilonMales

[Spotie]

I think you're reading too much into it. And also generalizing/ imposing your values on others.

#lightenthefup

[iceman06]

Exactly, taking into account the differences in culture might help to fully understand the article. Japan is FAR from the norm in the US and elsewhere culturally.

[nunley33]

should but you don't wanna be around her when you piss her off doing this lol. I can see telling the woman bitch i'm getting this, go make make a sandwich while you're at it, not because i'm hungry but because you need the practice. LMAO

[jacksons98]

It's meant to be humorous. Not serious

[e-p-ayeaH]

Moral of the article: dont get married

[GamerRetro]

No thanks keep that PS4 don't want it

[sonic989]

begging for other human beings IS WRONG in my opinion .
and its not funny if you want it get it you are a man you should work and create a name for yourself .
whats the use of being a man and you do nothing .

[illtornworld]

i was in my room playing LOU PS4 how the f i get here.

[badvlad]

if ur jap jus buy ur wife a dildo and go play cuz we all know u fail in bed. Im not trolling its the thruth