Fake Breaking News: The Real Reason PSN Is Down

A fake but funny re-telling, of the crisis that lead to PSN's security breach.

[Dart89]

Lol after all the bad articles this gave me a laugh xDDDD.

[Menech]

I was going to read Sir but then this wall of text crit me for over 9000....

[TheREAL-HyDRo1x]

Lucky you... you saved yourself a ridiculous stupid read. This should be in the blog section... waste of my time, and everyone else's as well.

[I_find_it_funny]

tl;dr

[jke82]

this is complete shit this is def not front page news

[Pain]

I always thought PSN going down on 4/20 was cuz some stoner tripped on a power cable and they still cant figure what cable was unplugged..

[saladthieves]

"SON OF A MAG!?" has just been added to my dictionary. :)

[IGAMEHARD]

dont we have enough fake breaking news on n4g?

[PS3ROCKS]

I Approve this message.

[EminemAt3AM]

LOL

[Menech]

Why LOL you're own submission which you just wrote do you find yourself that funny?

[EminemAt3AM]

Yes, I do find myself that funny......You got a problem with that?

[Menech]

Not really however it is a little vain.

[Etseix]

i got to be honest, i found myself laughing a LOT more to the poll's votes.

When do you think PSN will be back online?

SPARTA!!!!!!!

[khamvongsa09]

I thought this was pretty funny.. Not "LOL" funny but pretty funny if you know what I mean? But this isn't really news so...

[DarkSpawnClone]

LMAO cool story bro ;D .. man we need psn back... DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!!!!

[RankFTW]

The first few lines were funny but then I got bored and made myself a sandwich.

[Cenobia]

That presentation makes it clear that you purchased your sandwich at a local Deli.

You LIAR!

[RankFTW]

Haha you busted me, damn!

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

Yo dude I just love your name and Icon. I can't wait for Bad Meets Evil! :)

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

PlayStation fan fiction now, really?

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[user8397144]

Sorry but that was lame.

[lazertroy]

Lame and cheesy

[brew]

Butler is down , but don't count him out just yet Microsoft!

[younglj01]

Lmao awesome read...

[C L O U D]

Would love more articles like this

[Darkseeker]

Why didn't he shoot him with his move controller before he could press the button? There is no way a pathetic gunman could press a button faster then a bullet.

[theafroman]

Kevin Butler none of us blame you. After all you did your best. R.I.P Jack Tretton. :'(

[Barajas_201]

this is a total fact, i'm serious

[aia12]

playing a game of blame the xbots I see...lol

[Max_Dissatisfaction]

We didn't have exclusives this year but now we have the greatest exclusive ever, online multiplayer...I lol'd very hard at that

[helghast102]

well that sucked, can we get some reports for LAME?

[Red_Phoenix]

Haha, I actually got into it. Very good read imo.

[kuroukage]

Breaking news! Continued discussion about PSN is lame! Be original. That is all.

[Oldman100]

Best thing i've read this week.

[CKsquid]

Everyone that is hating on this article is just a 360 fanboy, just cause it rips on your console a few times, you dont have to get upset about it.
Geez. Enjoy it for what it is.

[GalenMyra]

this is not news, why is it posted here?

[SolidStoner]

too much text to read.. and its fake, 2 reasons why not to read :)

[JD_Shadow]

Belongs on Bad Joystick (does that even still exist?), but other than that...pretty good writing!

[nskrishna2]

haha..kinda funny...i likes!..:P

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

Love your icon. Eminem is the best. ;)

[nskrishna2]

yes he is..

inspiring person...he taught me that life is hard, it's just how you hit back at it that matters..:)

[MasterCornholio]

Go Butler LOL

[Rockstar]

I knew this was the real reason!

[Jake_Butler]

I liked it. It wasn't as bad as people on here are making it out to be.You know, it's a good thing to break away from all the BS once in awhile!

[mcnablejr]

gives them something to read while psn is down x

[RurouniKaze]

"SPARTA !!!"

Article was an utter waste of time till than caught my eyes ahahas