Mafia II - PS3 gets first Patch

2K Games has released the first Patch for Mafia II for PS3 ....

[DaThreats]

a Patch of Grass
.. lmao

[EL1TE]

Too bad they don't have (yet) patches that fix brains.

[vsr]

Good news for PS3 owners

[commodore64]

You guys need to get a sense of humour...
Everyone else is laughing their grass off!

[MAG_SVER]

A man loves his grass Especially a "Jamaican"...hahahha ha

Script From Transformers Movie:(Below)

DAD:
Aw... Sam I "DO... NOT" like footprints on my "Grass".

SAM:
What foot..., there is no footprints

DAD:
Thats why I built my "Path".
So why don't you go from my "Grass" onto my "Path" OK...

SAM:
It's family "Grass" Dad...

DAD:
Well, when you own your own "Grass" you'll understand.

.. just some laughter.. :)

[Persistantthug]

That was pretty funny.

[PirateThom]

Anyone who didn't find that amusing at that has no sense of humour.

[Unicron]

Indeed. Watching people argue over grass is just great man.

[CobraKai]

Seriously. People can't take a joke nowadays.

[Genesis5]

Oh yeah. That was pretty funny.

[rdgneoz3]

There was grass in the playboy mags.

[rroded]

but what this game really needs is a patch to add some fun factor...

10h story with no side missions ta speak of n graphics that still make gta4 look good...

[RandomGamer]

Yeah the game is a joke like 20 hours shorter then most of the sand box games that came out this gen and last gen.

[darkstar]

If you have any sort of interest in the Mob/Mafia do your self a favor and at least rent this game. The story is damn good, reminds me of good fellas.

[karl]

dude.. just cuz it has a city doesnt mean it has to be another sandbox game...

how many single player linear games.. take the effort to build a hole city to complement the story of the gamE?
seriously

[Dee_91]

yea im disapointed there is no side missions
but itss still fun

[electricshadow]

Have a bubble. That made me laugh.

[DaBadGuy]

Nice one, Horatio.

[Microsoft_Spokesman]

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[thereapersson]

LOL!!!!!

Bubbles for the funny comment

[ndibu]

Dude, too funny. Excellent play of words there.

[DaThreats]

Thank you my peeps thanks you :)

[WetN00dle69]

Yeah, wouldnt mind a patch of grass and maybe a little paint thinner for that glue that seems to stick clothes to your characters ass! Out of all the things missing thats the most annoying one, guess "The Betrayal of Jimmy" somewhat makes up for it though. That DLC is freaking awesome!

[house]

to funny

[Sarcasm]

Zing!

[Hydrolex]

give me 20$, I give you grass straight from Mexico... it would make Mafia 2 look 20 times better

[boodybandit]

but when I was younger I would combine the two as often as possible.

[Sarcasm]

If only they'd give us a Patch of V-Sync and Anti-Aliasing for the console versions.

[Heisenberg]

LOL! Touche. It's funny cause it's true.

[hazelamy]

that kind of joke should be against the lawn.

[hennessey86]

and doesnt have grass well not like the demo anyway it just the same as the ps3 version now oh well still a great game

[Reggaetonboy1]

SooN? LOL they was very fast

[Sneak-Out]

I think the Patch is for the exclusive PS3 DLC .. XBOX360 and PC doesn´t get this

[saint_john_paul_ii]

by exclusive DLC, you meant Grass amirite?

[comp_ali]

hilarious rofl

[DaBadGuy]

Nice one Popey my man.

[Gilliand]

Usually only funny the first time.

[electricshadow]

Even only playing the PS3 version, I am having a blast with it. It's such a great game.

[Thecraft1989]

its bloody amazing but ending is so sad Keep box tissues next you when get to last chapter 15.

[Lucreto]

If it is anything like Red Dead Redemption I don't think I will need them.

[WetN00dle69]

I doubt thats the ending though. Hope they expand the story with episodic content.

[Snakefist30]

let me guess at the last chapter they raped his sister and then killed her and kill her mother than he want revenge his best friend and the mob and got killed himself.Its just a guess if anything like this I not gonna buy then.I got pissed when I saw the ending of Red Dead Redemption.I dont wanna see any sad endings no more.

[BiggCMan]

this is a good game. i really dont care what anyone has to say about it. the first mafia was one of the best games of last gen, and there wasnt anything to do but see the story unfold. and maybe this is the same way, so what? i got 3 free dlc pieces when i purchased it. thats good enough for me.

[ZombieStalker]

This patch is related to to the DLC and has nothing to do with grass or blood! It was available on release day here in the US.

[MGRogue2017]

Wow.. And for a second there, I actually thought that they might have added in Grass, Motion Blur & Blood.. But nope.

Oh well, 360 version for me :)

[devilhunterx]

cool story bro

[hennessey86]

doesnt have the same grass as in the demo its now flat like the ps3 version

[chasegarcia]

first comment was really funny

[likedamaster]

PatchStation... heh

[chad22hkd]

Well 2k a few more patches I might just but it :) /sarcasm

[HelghastKid]

So im playing Mafia
~SPOILER~

Im at the part where the main character is sent to prison. While in the prison i stumbled across an asian looking fellow who was mumbling to himself a pretty hilarious phrase. Something like " They will come and take them all! All YOUR BASE! ALL......Your base.....are belong to us..."

[dkgshiz]

The biggest problem in this game I think is the lack of character models. If you take a look at some of the black people in the prison part they are virtually all the same.

[earbus]

Ha i love it when a game looks inferior on ps3 it gets the auto suck card straight away i play heaps of multi plats it never bothers me playing it bond, unreal,bc1 ,red faction ,far cry 2 on ps3 all may not look as smooth as my 360 versions but i enjoy them no less unreal 3 rocks.

[JonDiskonected]

I thought the dlc added the trophies for the UPCOMING MULTIPLATFORM DLC jimmy's vendetta

and btw the article is wrong, the betrayal of jimmy isnt an exclusive to the collector's edition, every NEW ps3 copies have a code for it

[KillerPwned]

I naturally would get this for ps3 but I got it on pc running at Max settings this game is amazing on pc. No doubt tho it's still great on ps3 just needed a lil fix like any other game I enjoy it so much more then gta4.

[Whatever123456]

@earbus
U might want to rethink that Far Cry 2 on the PS3 statement, That game looks HIDEOUS
(no antialiasing) on my 72in' TV, it really makes my eyes bleed T-T fallout 3 is another example. But on my 30in' it looks good which unfortunatly is the only screen id dare to play them on o.O'

[earbus]

yeah it does look flat compared to 360 not played pc i meant the gameplay itself cheers.

[gamer0123456]

wouldn't doubt it

[pr0digyZA]

Ive just got game on PC and I'm wondering why on the back of the manual it says jimmy's vendetta coming soon does that mean it's coming to all platforms now.

[kingslayer1000]

fail joke is fail

[WetN00dle69]

Its okay, take your time.
Youll get it someday.

[dkgshiz]

I already beat it. This whole chapter BS really shortened the game quickly. Now all I have to do is play the Jimmy DLC and I'm done with this game. Games these days seem to be way too short.

[snoppy]

ps3 it only does grass wait does it

[dkgshiz]

The grass thing...yeah half of this game is set in the winter. So the whole grass thing is pretty much irrelevant.