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Well the Sexy Poker ESRB rating saga continues on, and this time the game gets through with an "M" rating. Of course there is no more nudity - only sexy lingerie to stare at.
Below is the official content rating entry for Sexy Poker for the WiiWare service that gives some details on why the game received an "M" rating.
The 2009 GameStooge Awards continue with the fifth part of the Awards – the worst games of 2009, as well as the best mobile games.
Best iPhone Game: Zen Bound
Best Mobile Game: Townsmen 6: Revolution
Biggest Disappointment: The Conduit
Most Dead on Arrival: Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
Worst Digital Game: NBA Unrivaled
Worst Game: Terminator Salvation
VGTV writes: "Most of you don't like the Wii at the best of times, but there's been the most unholy level of whinging lately thanks to a certain Doug Cruetz of Cowen Group, who thinks the "Wii bubble could be deflating".
Well don't worry, brethren – VideoGameTV has a bike pump. A bike pump filled to the nozzle with killer software. To maintain the pretence of considered judgement, we've jotted down some pros and cons for each title on the list."
I was going to include the COD4 remake on this but it doesn't look too hot... anybody want to disagree?
Decent list of games but some of the Cons are just silly.:P
Apparently Sexy Poker is absolute rubbish and COD 4:MW: Reflex(longer name than FF:CC: Crystal Bearers!) is apparently a good port of the game but if you alreayd have it not much point in getting it a again.
I'd definitely disagree with not including COD:MWR. The reviewers who actually took their time to play the game (and didn't rush out a review in a day like IGN) have good things to say about the game, almost without exception. The controls are great, and it has the best online of any game on Wii.
That said, I would've put the Metroid Prime Trilogy on that list somewhere. It's the best deal on Wii (or anywhere this year, really).
Metroid Trilogy's utterly, utterly brilliant - the nearest thing the Wii has to an Orange Box, IMO - but I was aiming for recent/upcoming games. (Excitebike is a remake, yes, but it's a recent remake).
Yup, silly isn't bad and Red Steel 2 does need Lightsabers... and you're right about NWMB Wii.
I would have added Rabbids Go Home and/or A Boy and his Blob too.
Truth be told I haven't run into Boy and his Blob...
Ta for the feedback, always nice to get a conversation going.
...has some great titles but they should stick to exclusives and keep away from the multiplatform releases. Just look at how dated COD4 looks on the Wii. Graphics may not matter but once you have experienced a game like COD4 on a better system its hard to go back.
It's at this point the pretence of being a game falters entirely, as you can view each 'unlocked' woman in the gallery, saving you the bother of even playing it at all. However much you win at Sexy Poker, you'll only ever feel like a loser.
Hmm...130 degrees and still not a single comment on this lol. Which means alot of people are looking at this but nobody has wanted to leave 'evidence' by actually commenting on it. Y'all are ashamed aren't you? As well you should, you dirty pervs lol
P.S. Don't forget to delete your browser history so your mom, gf, or wife doesn't find out you visited this particular page either. lol
At least they could have showed a pic with t^ts out/.
Boring!!
Strip poker without nudity... Ehhhhh. Does it have online play where you can choose your own sexy cosplay avatar. How creepy would that be with wiispeak. The article does miss qa basic detail. Female nudity usually makes a game instant AO rating. But apparently you can show a guys shlong in gta IV and it's still only a mature title. The writer should have written about the double standard not just that it's an strip poker game without boobs or snatch.